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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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I schnew I schnouldâve schtaken a left schturn at Schmalbeschqeurque.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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âYouâre all hat and no cattle!â said the haberdasher to his non-livestock-owning chapeau.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bury me not on the lone prairieâinstead, please dismember me and inter the parts throughout several prairies in order to deter the mad prairie scienti
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sufferinâ succotash, granny, please stop torturing that savory mixture of corn and beans!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Never judge a book by its cover. Except the book âDie Because I Hate You,â by You. Screw that book. And you too, for that matter.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Those who would give up their mac ânâ cheese to save room for a little pie deserve neither mac ânâ cheese nor pie.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There once was a man from Savannah/Whose finger resembled a banana/He said with a fidget/As he wielded his digit/If they kill off Maggie, I swear to G
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thereâs a bluebird on my shoulder, and I think itâs about to pinch off a stinky white one.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I just got off a big fat plane from Iceland, which is as fat as your huge, fat mom is. Sheâs so fat, sheâs as fat as a plane. The fattest of all the m
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; and thus my pantaloons are yet again replete with a hot load of fear-induced turds.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Would it be unhumblebraggadocious for me to point out that my catchphrases are better than all others, even the legendary Shampoodlerâs?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Letâs all just take a moment here and think about the consequences of dropping a penny off the Empire State Building. Not much, it turns out.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Once, twice, three times a flaming black groundhog has crossed my path. Begone, thou dark, gay rodent of misfortune!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If we Nebraskans have offended, think of corn, and all is mended.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Corn-studded turds? âTis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No, no, no. It was the scene from Footloose with the dancing, not the bean from Toulouse with the gangrene.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Spoiler alert! This potato salad is way past its prime.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Come in, Billy Yum-Yum Two-by-Two, over. Weâve got a 10-45 behind the Burger King, repeat, a 10-45 behind the Burger King, over.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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God grant me the serenity to change my underoos daily, the courage to try new hot sauce even if itâs called Facemelter Bigelowâs Five-Alarm Pain Dip,
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I figure that these figurines are figurative, not literally littoral, though the nearby beach would suggest otherwise.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Iâm onto you like white on rice on a white piece of paper pinned to a white wall with a white tack by a white dude named Willie the White Knight.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Donât call me Al, and I wonât call you Betty. Deal?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I donât want to end up in a cartoon unless itâs that one with the cross-dressing Bugs Bunny.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I need a photo opportunity, a shot a redemption, a Volvo with a rotomolded bust of George Carlin, and a tiny saxophone with pearly white keys.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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