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Colfax McLiverneck

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    Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Corn Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dear Mr. Aukerman: We regret to inform you that your application for corn-picker at McLiverneck Farms, Inc. has been rejected. Sincerely, Yo Mamma.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dear Mr. Shot Blockerman: we regret to inform you that your video tryout for the Pistol Shrimps has been ridiculed, and that you are NOT hired.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dear sweet fat baby Uncle Jessie, please bless this cornbread and help us enjoy it like the malodorous, salivating heathens that we are. Amen-nong,

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to make corny poop jokes and invent characters with names like “Ronaldo Von Pukebuckets”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Deer eat corn. Corn grows in Nebraska. Nebraska has seven letters. Seven is a movie where Gwyneth gets decapitated. It was GOOP! GOOP ate my baby!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Desperate mimes call for desperate feathers. I know this because tickling homeless street performers is my hobby.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Did somebody once tell you that you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Did the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Did you see the Elon Musk cameo in Tusk? He was the mollusk busker dressed in corn husks at dusk. This catchphrase has been brought to you by the sound “usk”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dinosaur Junior? I barely Dinosaur knew her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do dromedary and Andromeda resemble each other enough to suffice as a catchphrase-worthy play on words?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you have to hold your pee while eating a continental breakfast?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you like corn? (Takes off shoe and sock, places foot on window.) How do you like them corns?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you like green eggs and ham? Do you like them Sam I AM trying to ASK you a QUESTION GODDAMMIT—do you want this oddly-coloured breakfast OR NOT!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you like the catchphrasing? Tag two friends and liking our page for pics of sexiest catchphrase every daily!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you ponder what Hamburglar means by the mumble “robble robble”—is it a grumble of hunger or a harbinger of a stump-sized rump dumper?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do you relish corn relish like I relish corn relish? If so, pull up a stump, neighbor!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Does my ass look big in this field of miniature donkeys?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” begins with “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” is a word that begins with “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t assume anything. Because “assume” is a word that begins with the word “ass”, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don’t call me Al, and I won’t call you Betty. Deal?

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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