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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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A horse walks into a bartender. The bartender says “Walk much, longface?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A horse walks into an airport bar. The bartender says “How long is your hayover?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A horse wearing a sign that says “Ask me about my long face” walks into a bar.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A horse-walks-into-a-bar-joke walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’m really getting sick of this meta-humor shit, bro.”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A hot log in the hand is worth two in the tush.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A hotdog and a person asking the hot dog “What’s Up? walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of catchphrase?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A hotdog walks into a bar. The bartender says “What’s up?” The hot dog says, “What is this—National Discontinued Catchphrase Day?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush.
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A kernel in the hand is worth an ear in the bush.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A kernel of corn walks into a bar. The bartender says “Maize I help you?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A left-handed moth, a defective parachute, and an elephant wearing pajamas walk into a bar.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A little cornmeal is a dangerous thing if you mix it with kerosene and eat it like oatmeal.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A long horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You have a typically long face for a horse, but why is your horse body so abnormally long?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the hoe thing.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client. A lawyer who is his own client has a man for a foo...you know what? Forget this catchphrase-craft
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A nonfinite holomorphic vector bundle and an orthogonal Riemann manifold walk through a bar together at different times without entering it.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A priest, the letter G, and a corn cob walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this a joke with corn added to extend a recurring catchphrase theme?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A pug walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the short face?”
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A rolling stone gathers no moss, but the Rolling Stones get that mossy skunky stanky yo-fanky.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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