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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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For English, press one. Para Espanol, presione de dos. For cornshine, hop in my jalopy, sloppy—we goin' to the hoedown!!!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Marconi plays the mamba? WTF, man? Anyway, like I was saying, we built this city on biscuits and gravy, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
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A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client. A lawyer who is his own client has a man for a foo...you know what? Forget this catchphrase-craft
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The legendary triumvirate of Beetlejuice, Bloody Mary, and the Diego the Foot Man was shattered in 1977 when Cleveland resident Connie Calderdash only
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Now lemme get this straight...you put the corn in the coconut and chomp it all up?
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Let us hereby resolve in the upcorning year to womp it good, womp it womp it REAL good.
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Well ain’t that the bee’s knees! Ain’t it? Hold it a little closer...it’s so tiny. Now give me my loupe. Annnnd, it looks like...nope. It ain’t.
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...so I curtailed my Walpole-ing activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy corn fritt
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Idle hands are the devil's tools—so shuck that corn, and shuck it good. Mmmm, that's right. Shuck it REAL good, baby.
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Rubber baby buggy bumper blubber gravy grumpy dumper lumpy greasy humble slumper vulgar sleazy rubble humper
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“Toonces Situgation Going Gone” is the new “Heynong Man,” and the fact that I have to point this out means SOMEONE at CBB isn’t doing their job.
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Verily I say unto you, he that readeth this catchphrase shall be exalted among his peers, and shall be given everlasting guacamole and corn chips—and
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When cornered, her cornea scornfully twitches, as if to say "Put down the acorns, and back away slowly."
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Breaking: the changes to Comedy Bang Bang mentioned in “Best of 4” will consist solely of holding Jason down and giving him a respectable haircut.
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On today’s show, one of us is wearing pants.
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Throw your crosshatches over your nuthatches, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder; I say that an abscess makes a shart shoot corn farther.
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Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And find the sumbitch that keeps splicing scenes from Eyes Wide Shut int
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Some have asked why I am obsessed with corn. And now I shall answer. "Because corn."
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Captain’s log, subliminal. First Officer Johnson (give your soul to the bananaman) on the holodeck malfunction (all your donuts are mine) regarding di
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They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder; I say that an abscess makes a corn shart farther.
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It'll be a cold day in hell when the temperature dips below freezing.
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