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    ...so I curtailed my Walpole-ing activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy corn fritt

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    'Twas a consummation devoutly to have been wished, and the jolliest of wankings to have remembered.

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    ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished in one hand and shit in the other and see which one shuffles off first.

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    ‘Tis quite auspicious that corn is delicious; ‘twould be propitious were it also nutritious.

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    "Polish the cob, slob on my knob, tickle my frog," said Bob on his blog.

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    "The ceiling." - Hot Dog

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    "Things that irritate me: people that think their dog is a person; people that refer to a professional sports team as 'We'; and racists." - Brian Pose

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    “Cumbersome” is a song. Citation needed.

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    “Daddy, what’s a Jamaican Bobsled?” asked little Scotty. “Go ask your Uncle Hot Charlie,” his father answered knowingly.

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    “Daddy, what’s a Mississippi Bobsled?” asked little Scotty. “Go ask your Uncle Hot Charlie,” his father said knowingly.

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    “Gulliver’s rollover endeavor revolved around the governor’s forthcoming volumizing vacuum referendum,” he phonated with an effluvient guffaw.

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    “Hey, ‘Corgi in Disguise’! I know. And now you know that I know. And I know that you know that I know,” he said knowingly, puffing his corncob pipe.

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    “I believe that for every content creator, there should be a content deleter.” – Scott Auckerman

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    “I do not know what I may appear to the podcast world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a farm boy playing in a corn field, and diverting m

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    “I like apple tree.” – Victor

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    “I’ll have the moose-tongue cobbler and a mug of fresh-squeezed crab” is something that has never been said until this VERY minute

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    “Let’s turn that frown upside down!” should have been the tagline for Face/Off

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    “Oh, so now this jackass is doing a bit on corn sandwiches,” you’re thinking. Perhaps. But that doesn’t negate their deliciousness. So if it be a bit, a bit it be.

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    “Ohhh myyy” said George Takei as he swallowed a fly—perhaps he’ll die. Too soon?

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    “Put ‘er in a Bra” Is acceptable, but it’s no “Heynong Man”. And it’s DEFINITELY no “It’s Corn Pie or No Pie”

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    “This fact literally blew my mind. I mean the fact opened its mouth and sucked my mind’s dick.” – Jason Mantzoukas

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    “Toonces Situgation Going Gone” is the new “Heynong Man,” and the fact that I have to point this out means SOMEONE at CBB isn’t doing their job.

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    “You can’t always get what you want, unless what you want is corn, in which case you can literally get it at any restaurant in America.” Copyright 201

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    “You’re all hat and no cattle!” said the haberdasher to his non-livestock-owning chapeau.

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    (digestingcorn digestingcorn digestingcorn digestingcorn) Sorry, what did you say? I was digesting corn.

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