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Topics posted by Colfax McLiverneck
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Throw your beach towels over your screech owls, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welcome to the show—i’m Stick Hipsterman, and I have no idea what you’re talking about because I don’t even OWN a TV.
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I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you—but I stop at one because of the leg infection I picked up from your mom at Bonnaroo in 2004.
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Throw your towels over your owls, kids—it's time for the Lloyd Floyderman show, wherein this band of merry mariners sally forth into Nebraska to look
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I’ll have a Mulgravey’s Crutch on the rocks with a twist of satsuma
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Considering the sheer number of seashells already on the seashore, her choice of location was somewhat questionable from a business standpoint.
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How can you be so obtuse? This appendicitis is acute! And you call yourself a doctor? Would you like a carrot?
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I got a fever, and the only cure is more corn.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Smash cut to the Smashing Pumpkins actually smashing pumpkins, accompanied by Corgan on the organ.
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Recipient of snakehandlingevangelists.com's “Most Likely to Get the Bitey End” award
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And now it’s time for a little something we call HUGS!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I need a photo opportunity, a shot a redemption, a Volvo with a rotomolded bust of George Carlin, and a tiny saxophone with pearly white keys.
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Stifler's mom's son prefers Green Giant Boobs brand corn.
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A bar walks into a horse. The horsetender says “Why the long flat wooden surface?”
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Meta comedy isn’t funny. You wanna know what’s funny? Fonzie on water skis. That’s funny.
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Mister Malaka’s being very Voblex about Captain Puke Fish’s Shampoodler fetish; if only DaleCooperBlack had some classic greazy-bob Frenchfries with P
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oh yeah? And what are you doing to do about it, Ho-Ho? Assimilate my mitochondrial DNA via horizontal gene transfer!? You just try it!! (ho-ho)
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Throw your veils over your snails, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Friends, Californians, Americans, lend me your corn. All of it.
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