SideofMcG
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A horse is a horse of course of course, but why does this horse always get blown off course? Paper Horses are shit. -
Side effects may include listening to this podcast, death and taxes.
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Side effects may include listening to this podcast, death and taxes. -
One. Two. Three. Four. Why am IÂ eating off the floor?
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One. Two. Three. Four. Why am I eating off the floor? -
It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it. And you're doing it wrong. A lot. So you're fired.
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Everybody has a book in them. I hate my job in the Library Emergency Room.
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Everybody has a book in them. I hate my job in the Library Emergency Room. -
Hands up who's forgotten it's casual racism Friday?
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Hands up who's forgotten it's casual racism Friday? -
My warchest is just like my regular chest but it has a bullet hole in it.
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My warchest is just like my regular chest but it has a bullet hole in it. -
Hump Day, Hump Week, Hump whatever you want but stay off my lawn you damn beatniks.
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Hump Day, Hump Week, Hump whatever you want but stay off my lawn you damn beatniks. -
The truth hurts. But does it hurt as much as this rock I'm about to smack you upside the head with? We find out after this short commercial break.
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My asshole is fighting with my nostrils. I'm staying out of it cause I don't care for Orifice Politics.
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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Sprinkle sugar on top and slide them up my thighs.
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I can't feel my toes. I can't blow my nose. I'm a discombobulated gas cloud, that's just the way it goes.
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If I wasn't meant to shove it up there then why did God appear in my dreams and tell me about the 2-for-1 lube sale happening at CVS?
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I'm grumpy every time I hear A E I O U. It's probably Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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I'm grumpy every time I hear A E I O U. It's probably Irritable Vowel Syndrome. -
If my voice is mocking then don't come a-knockin'. My confidence can't take it, I use sarcasm as a defence.