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SideofMcG

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    I can see Clare-Lee now the Restraining Order's gone.

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    I can suck a golfball through a hosepipe providing it's been sufficiently liquidised.

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    I can't be agoraphobic, some of my best friends are open spaces.

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    I can't believe Scott pays 500 dollars PER catchphrase.

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    I can't can-can but I will never stop trying to buffalo buffalo blow myself.

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    I can't feel my toes. I can't blow my nose. I'm a discombobulated gas cloud, that's just the way it goes.

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    I can't remember if I ever told you this, but when I tried to shoot the ground I missed.

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    I can't trust you if I can't eat crusts with you

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    I checked with Mark Ruffalo and he said Bison ain't Buffalo.

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    I Chew Chew Chews on the New New News. And that's why I got fired from CNN but that sweet Wrigley's dollar made it all worthwhile.

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    I clicked this link to read a catchphrase. By the third line my jaw dropped.

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    I collude with Russia every day. For the purposes of this catchphrase collude can be taken to mean browsed mail order bride catalogues.

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    I coulda been a bartender, I coulda been someone. Instead of a contender, which I am... hey wait a minute!

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    I create art when I'm in a bad mood. I call it Paint Huffing.

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    I don't like cricket. Oh No. End of song.

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    I don't like to get political but man that Hitler guy was a bit of no-good nuthin'. Am I right fellahs?

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    I don't mean to boast but if I was any more charitable you'd be wearing my skin right now.

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    I don't use conditioner, my hair is offer only.

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    I don't watch Twine Peaks - there's too many plot threads to untangle.

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    I dunno about that autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd have to be pretty desperate to fuck an exhaust pipe.

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    I emptied my bank account, I emptied my bowels, I bought me some consonants, I stole me some vowels.

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    I expel waste from the bowels on a daily basis. Am I The Asshole?

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    I fell into a burning ring of Spenser: For Hire

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    I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol, it doesn't move me at all. I'm a crystal meth addict.

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    I got a hot take on pizza gate so stand back people - I'm firing up the paranoia drive and we're going all the way to Crazysville, Nova Scotia.

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