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Topics posted by Pat Chaddams
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Okay everyone, the man is 36 years old. I think we can start calling him Ryan Goose.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear Charles Dickens, Your book about David Copperfield was severely lacking in magic tricks and stories about having sex with Claudia Schiffer.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember, when God closes a door, open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Relax, I'm on the case... the pillow case! The case of the man who suffocated his family with a pillow.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm in big trouble, I knocked up a medical examiner and from what I've been told nobody puts baby in a coroner.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Baz Luhrmann Had 4 brothers, Jazz Luhrmann, Razzmatazz Luhrmann, Jason Mraz Luhrmann and Chazz Luhrmann, No one liked Chazz Luhrmann.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 474 views
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I missed the finale of Frasier, did he ever figure out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs?
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In Australia you have the Wiggles, in America we call it Parkinson's disease.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 512 views
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Your Honor, The prosecution is Badgering the witness. He's burrowed under the stand and is clawing earthworms into his mouth at my client's feet.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 462 views
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Heynong Manchester, Welcome to CBB, and I don't mean your beloved Celebrity Big Brother
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gilmore Girls? I couldn't agree more. I say gill all the girls and have them establish an underwater colony.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bad news Mr. Doodles, Binky ran away from the circus to join a family.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Guys, I just got so hammered at the bar. Except the bar was outside and all the guys hitting me with hammers were wearing construction hats.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want to go on a tirade here but we're breaking into Delta House and stealing all their formal men's neckwear.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Careful Lana, the last name Lang is on the Fritz. Today on "A Tale of Two Metropolises"
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Did you know they never said "Beam me up, Scotty" on any episode of Star Trek. But they did used to say "BEAN me up, Scotty" and he'd serve them chili
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I have a theory that Stacey Keach is actually 2 actors, himself and another he becomes after standing in a magical box. A "Powers Booth", if you will.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 417 views
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Call me Nelly Furtado because I am like a bird. What I'm saying is I took a big shit on your car.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 357 views
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I've never heard of this "Gone With The Wind" but if you ask me the undisputed best period film is 1976's "Carrie".
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Holy Lawsuit Avoidance, It looks like it's ACTUALLY the Jokester and he's kidnapped Dirk Grapeson, Go get him Flying Rat Man
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 466 views
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My drug dealer is no squealer, he's reserved and quiet, He's Garrison Keillor
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 477 views
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Hey, Milton Bradley, It turns out Hippos AREN'T supposed to eat marbles, no matter how Hungry Hungry they may be, and now I'M banned from the zoo!
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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MC Hammer still works his first job, Oakland A's Batboy. He'd leave, but fears quitting would call in-2 question his legitimacy.
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner... More drinks! You're in the beverage district, baby!
By Pat Chaddams, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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