CaptPukeFish
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Regardless of how we all feel, at the end of the day, it's going to be 11:59 PM.
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Are you there god? Its me, the person you keep calling and breathing all creepy at. Didn't think I'd find out with your nasty ass, did you?
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Suns out buns out. Buns out nuns out. Nun's buns out? Now it's a party.
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We were drinking crystal Pepsi. We had hep C. We were chimpanzees in 1993. The year of the rooster.
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You think your shit don't stink? Well, you're right. Congratulations, you're Miss Stinkless Shit 2017.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Wax my bikini line, mama. On the morrow we set sail for the olde country.
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When push comes to shove, shove pushes back. Meet detective Joe Shove - AkA Johnny push doctor.
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Somebody needs to go down to the trainyard and check on greazey_bob.
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Just because I identify as a toilet doesn't mean I have to take your shit.
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I smurfed all over her boobs, then I jizzed right on her smurfs.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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They can put a copy of 'Man on the Moon' on the moon but they can't come up with a good non-sequitur to complete a catchphrase?
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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He's got the eye of the tiger, the hair of the beaver, the legs of the flamingo, and he's coming for your change purse.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before we get started, I just wanted to let you all know both the author and reader of this catchphrase have pretty nice-sized dicks.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's not Deliverance. It's Ned Beatty getting buttfucked by a Digiorno.
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I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy. I yank my dandy doodle daily.
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Wait until you see the swimsuit edition of my daddy issues.
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They laughed at me when I said I wanted to start a comedy podcast, but nobody's laughing now.
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I put toast up my butt. I put a bagel up my butt. Here goes muffin.
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If you're listening to this 100 years from now, I give you permission to dig me up and robo-fuck my corpse.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jason, you have to stay. Yeah, Mr. Waterfalls, we need you. You belong here with us. I implore you - Don't go Jason Waterfalls.
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Look, I can't stress this enough. THhhhiiiiiiiiiiIIIISSSSS ENNnooouuggghh! Hmm? Maybe I can.
By CaptPukeFish, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You don't have to dance for that dirty old man anymore.
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