CaptPukeFish
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Well, well, well. Look at what we have here. Three separate wells. Allllll next to eachother. Veeeerrrryyy interesting.
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Fade to: Funky Town, year 2039. A cloaked, ashen leper dry humps a shattered disco ball.
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Uncomfortable, brandy-fueled, racially insensitive dinner conversations, just like the kind grandma used to make.
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Pan down to an elderly CaptPukeFish sitting on a dock amidst a foggy meadow. A falling tear bursts against the shaft of his ineffectual life organ.
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"It's curtains for you!" joked the curtain salesman. Star wipe to: he was making the curtains with the victims' skin.
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Wait for it...waaaaaiitt for it...and PAUSE it. There. Now tell me that's NOT the Pope's dick.
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If you think I give a shit about submitting catchphrases, i'll piss on everyone in here.
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A noose, or perhaps an alpine butterfly loop you say? I think knot.
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If the truth about the origins of Swedish Fish were revealed, you human shit bastards would never eat candy again.
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I like the part about the bone-in sparerib, but it needs to be fleshed out.
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Mister speaker, with all due respect, this is not about how you get your jollies, this is about your forbidden chicken salad recipe.
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The eyes are the window to the soul, just as the taint is the expressway to Finger Poppin Pleasuretown.
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The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is in an undisclosed top-secret location, you traitorous bastard.
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The detective, having just finished giving head to his blanket, knew he'd just blown his cover.
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Hang you Tom Sawyer! I done gave fair warning that hobo would be back for his teeth. Right fetch me my crossbow.
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Look, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. You have diabetes.
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Maybe it was Karma. Maybe it was Destiny. I'm not sure which, but one of those two strippers stole my wallet.
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Stop. Nobody touch this body. I'm calling it. Time of death...Hammer time.
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You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Shark's in the water. You have a 3-way with Nicholas Cage and a shark.
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"You're the apple of my eye" he whispered toward the syringe. Then he jammed the fucking needle full of apple juice into his fucking eye.
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I wouldn't do that if I was Yu. Then again, Yu is Asia's greatest stuntman.
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