CaptPukeFish
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You ever burn the midnight oil at 2:30PM? It’s like, fuckin crazy.
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Spoiler alert: Bruce Willis was kind of an asshole the whole time.
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With a knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone, my dad cried watching Caddyshack, jerked off to Home Alone.
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My bologna has a first name, and it has me chained in my basement. Oh god, that pile of bones! Those are children’s bones!
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Stayed tuned after the show where we will announce this years “catchphrase submitter with the nicest genitals” award. Listen closely during todays episode and see if you can spot the secret clue.
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And for those of you keeping score at home...fuck you!!!
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I don’t care if you swipe left on me, or swipe right on me. I’m just happy someone is finally cleaning my butthole.
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Star light, star bright, let’s try two in the stink tonight.
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My bologna has a first name, but if its cool with you, and maybe when you’re ready, you could just try calling it “Mom”..
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It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Then it’s just fun.
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It’s right up my alley. And by “alley” I mean butthole, and by “it”, I mean bowling ball.
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Everybody was humping around, and it was hands down, the sexiest funeral in town.
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But that? Hmm. That...was a catchphrase for a different story. The end.
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When life gives u lemons, make lemonade, but when the hobo under my porch gives u lemons, dispose of them as soon as you're out of his line of sight, burn all of your clothes and contact poison control immediately
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press One for eat drink man woman, press two in the stink for pink drank sprang break!
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When I was a child I spoke as child, but when I became a man, I came all over the elephant mans bones.
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Two please, for In the Mouth of Madness, and one please, for In My Stink of Sadness.
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By the cloven wings of pan-am flight 69 four twenty, this is captain dickfart, inserting strap-on, preparing pants for take-off.
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I’m sorry, Mr. Henry, we don’t have liberty or death. Is Pepsi okay?
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I don’t give a rat’s ass or a mouse’s ass, but I do give a mean back rub. Oh and may I offer you this gerbil’s dick?
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Some people call me the space cowboy, but my real name is Galactro - the Space Ranger
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