CaptPukeFish
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They tried to bury us, they didn’t know that was our kink.
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My bologna has a first name, but it only responds to MY commands, now you tell those submarines to back off, colonel!
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Turns out sweet dreams are really just made of diced pickles and Russian dressing.
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Psychic Dumbshit Magazine named it “The Podcast Least Likely to Begin with this Catchphrase.”
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then two in the stink.
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So I took a dive during a fight years ago! It was one time! I wasn't the one that started that fight at the diving competition!
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You tell me not to shit where I eat, then you tell me to eat shit? Which one is it, mom?!
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Honorary member of Scholastic Bookclub’s “catch a rising star” program, and winner of Pervert Weekly’s “suck a falling turd” competition.
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Shithead Magazine recently named it “The Podcast with the Stupidest Dick”.
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Voted Motor Trend’s Car of the Year Awards’ “Least Eligible Entry” for 2007
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Recently named Car and Driver Magazine’s “Podcast with the Filthiest Mud Flaps”.
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And now back to Martin Short and Shelley Long in, “Long Story Short: A Shlong Story.
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The lady will have the chicken, and the chicken will have the lady. I now pronounce you lady and chicken, you may chicken the lady.
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Thank u to... captpukefish for that marvelous catchphrase submission. If you have a catchphrase, ahh, you know what to do.
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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and now I see everybody here’s wearing bubblegum underwear?!!
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I’ve crunched the numbers and it turns out, if you add milk...not as crunchy.
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Spread your wings and fly, as I spread my cheeks and sigh.
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And those times when you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, we had each cut off one of our own legs, and kind of tied ourselves togeth...
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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, n what do I find? My friends n family surrounded by piles of chewed gum, crying about my hyper-aggression.
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Less like a rhinestone cowboy and more like a kidney stone Indian.
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If I can ride your golden pony, you can eat this old bologna.
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All of these suspicious facelifts are sure to raise a few eyebrows.
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How much wood could you chuck at James Woods if you caught him putting pudding on his morning wood?
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