CaptPukeFish
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Stick-wise, the situation between D and F, will be a stick E situation.
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I need a skater in the rink and a tater in the stink.
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Big shout-out to all my people throwing up in here, and to all my people holding it down out there.
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I don’t really like the Crocodile Rock, but it definitely beats the Crocodile Scissors.
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I not only challenge you to create imaginary turds, i dare you to make this shit up.
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Just because I fall asleep on your turds, doesn’t mean I’m tired of your shit.
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Give it to me straight, doc. No, wait, I’m feelin a little frisky. Let’s put that sucker in sideways.
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - We will no longer be accepting new catchphrase submissions. This is not a catchphrase. Repeat, this is NOT a catchphrase.
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If you can’t beat your meat, stay outta the kitchen.
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Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, but at least he knew how to take a joke.
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Just a reminder, voting for the catchphrase with the smoothest balls is officially closed. The winner will be announced on your moms face.
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Ya know, when you get amnesia and then someone shows you a picture of your friends, you really find out who your friends are.
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First they came for the mimes, and I did not speak out, because I was a mime.
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I didn’t get too angry when they shrunk half my scrotum and lost the other half, but I got a little testy.
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When grandpa died and left me his concrete dildo, I took it pretty hard.
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Give a man a fish n you feed him 4 a day. Give a woman a fish n she’s all, “Stop mailing fish to my office. U know I hate fish. We broke up years ago”
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I like my oldies golden, my chairs foldin’, and my Caulfield Holden.
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I’m not buying your crocodile tears, but how much for that alligator jizz?
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When I became a man I put away my childish things, and when I became Aimee Mann I wrote a song called “childish things”but it was about sumthing else.
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When I became a man I put away my childish things but when I became a werewolf I destroyed my entire apartment, so now I’m just like “whatever”
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I’ve never seen his standup routine but I love his tight five.
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