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He's an old song and dance man so he sings Creep by Radiohead while doing the Macarena,
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The dictionary defines “catchphrase” as when a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy. My apologies, that appears to be the urban dictionary definition for something called a “Hot Richard”.
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The Oxford English Dictionary defines a “catchphrase” as a word or expression that is used repeatedly and conveniently to represent or characterize a person, group, idea, or point of view...for me to poop on.
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She said something sexy like “my stroopwafel tastes of caramel” as she lounged resplendent on her oversized toilet.
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Did you know that Louie Armstrong was actually a nickname because he played the world’s heaviest trumpet and jerked off in front of people.
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Here’s a pun, isn’t that fun. Oh sorry, I meant a rhyme. Take 2: Here’s a rhyme, isn’t that that fun.
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The PR department for woman tits seems to be doing a lot better job than the PR department for man tits.
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My fingers smell like fingers because someone fingered them.
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I agree that it is a play on words but I don’t think “We put the cream in crematorium.” is a good slogan for a business.
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Breaking News: Incompetent human shocked at incompetence of other humans.
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A lot of people think of me as the original Narnia.
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If you liked Anthony’s wiener you’re going to love Boris’s johnson.
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A 2017 study from Harvard found that across standardized testing 12% of answers were A’s, 9% of answers were B’s, 4% of answers were C’s and 75% of answers were D’s nuts.
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I’m tired of porn parodies, it’s time for porn satires.
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2 points form a line, 4 lines make a square, 8 squares make-a a-64, Nintendo 64 make-a it’s-a-me, Mario. Yahoo!
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There’s nothing I love more than old Conan, it’s the wrinkles and loose skin that really get me going.
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You can’t spell Suez Canal without my porn name: Zeus C. Anal.
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Put your clothes back on Bill, this isn't what people are talking about when they say "gender reveal party".
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How's this for an original catchphrase: my social security number is 263-54-8164.
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This is embarrassing to ask, but did the vaccine give anyone else a huge boner!?
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And you can tell everybody this is your thong song.
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Does anyone else have a burning desire to do Calpurnia?
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