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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Diapers for shits, vipers for pits when, when it’s me on the aux cord I play the hits.
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I know the pet food business is competitive but as the CEO of Purina, using the phrase “dog eat dog” so much is raising suspicions.
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Babies are famously bad at sleeping and certainly aren’t a model to aspire to sleep like.
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I was going to touch him with my hot feet to warm him up but IÂ got cold feet.
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I’ve seen Batman begin but now I’d like to see him finish.
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I think I’m going to hit the sack, said the dominatrix.
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Does a bear shit in the woods? Because I’m trying to get ahold of some bear shit.
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If you’ve seen the shit I have to deal with then you’re probably my proctologist.
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My kicks are sick but they look like dicks, walkin’ down the street, skeetin’ with my feet.
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Two if by land, one if by sea, when the British arrive, I poop and pee.
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Lilo and Stitch were found in a ditch, eating their Christmas Pie.
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Better a Charlie Cough Man than a Charlie Horse Man.
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Nothing gets me harder than blood flow to my penis.
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I’m a man of my word and that word and that word is “lying”.
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Martin Scorsese gets a little crazy when you drop him on the dance floor bobe obe shabobe.
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My sanity hinged on the understanding that this was butter.
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As a stripper I miss the stage but it’s nice being able to twerk from home.
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Here’s a tip, brush with a toothbrush made of floss to save time in the morning.
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Parents spanking their kids? Questionable. Kids spanking their parents? Unquestionably weird.
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Other than his clavicle, he doesn’t have a racist bone is his body, but boy does that clavicle have some issues.
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I don’t have a racist bone in my body. I keep my racist bones in the garage.
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He doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, it’s his brain that is the problem.
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