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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I shit on things I hate, cum on things I like, and sneeze on things Iâm apathetic to. Anyway you slice it, youâre getting some sort of bodily discharge.
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Want to feel old? Canât help you. Want to feel an old person? My grandparents are right here and theyâre horny as hell.
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Rub two sticks together youâve got a fire. Rub two dicks together youâve got a movie.
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Thereâs nothing more attractive than confidence, other than horses.
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Thereâs a lot of lotion in the world, but not enough for for that.
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You can't make an omelette if you're Jason Mantzoukas.
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From âsmell my fingerâ to âpull my fingerâ: the crassness of finger based humor.
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Can someone spit in my mouth? Iâve run out of spit.
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Comparing apples to oranges is easy, apples kick ass.
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Put your guitar down and clean your room, Jonithan Bonithan Jovithan.
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If youâre going to have sexual congress make sure you bring a Whip.
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Butter my balls and put âem in the oven, Iâm gettinâ hungry for a hot bowl of lovinâ.
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I've got a bun in the oven, she's got a baby in the uterus but I'm pregnant and she's baking.
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"I'm walkin' here, forget about it" said the Brooklyn based Jedi, waving his hand at the stormtroopers.
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I like strap-ons and nature worship, they call me the pegginâ pagan.
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My brain doesnât understand who Kylie Minogue is.
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I need a thong for my dong to hold it in place, it flops around like a big flaccid mace.
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Sweet tea for my sweeties, enemas for my enemies, sweet tea enemas for my acquaintances.
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It makes me want to cry when I think about how disappointed Amerigo Vespucci would be with us.
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Polish sausages to get them shiny, mispronounce polish and Iâll kick your hiney.
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If youâre going to capture Nick Nolte, youâre going to need a nick cannon and a nick cage.
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Donât make me horny, you wouldnât like me when Iâm horny.
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All my cases are brief cases, said the arrogant lawyer.
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