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    You can pick your nose; thanks to the miracles of plastic surgery.

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    It's important to remember that one of your friends has shit themselves more than anyone else and just because they were a baby doesn't mean they shouldn't be ridiculed.

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    Question are thieves and statements are gifts?

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    The way this guy treats socks he’s not going to knock your socks off he’s going to knock them up.

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    Watch out, I’m about to deploy some referential humor that will knock your socks off.

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    My head canon is full of head cheese.

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    If millennials love eating ass so much why don’t they send me videos, I’m happy to give out my PO Box.

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    “The Pantys” is what millennials would call an internet award show for tired dogs.

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    I had an orgasm but unfortunately I lost it.

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    I’ll take cream, whipped cream is too kinky for me.

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    They call me the dog whisperer because I sneak up behind people and whisper the word dog in their ears.

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    After Steve Harvey started a diet where he didn't eat and made himself puke his friends are now calling him Heave Starvey.

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    Regardless of what you tell me, don’t piss on my leg.

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    Bryce Dallas Howard? More like Bryce Dallas Coward! Commit to one last name!

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    What’s the point of jumping up if you’re just going to get down?

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    Roger waters George's bush and Robert's plant.

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    A staccato note is a short but impactful sound; a sort of musical chode, if you will.

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    It’s dangerous to go around all horny, you could die. You might not, but if you do, people are going to think you’re horny for your own death and then they’ll be mad at you.

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    If there's one thing that should have a trigger warning it's guns!

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    With everything going on at least there are no miners trapped in a mine right now.

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    That diagram of a penis you always see at the doctors office is actually Billy Joel’s penis.

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    Stop sitting on Chris Cross's apple sauce, he's hungry.

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    It shouldn't be illegal to own a beagle.

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    You are forgetting how hard the song "Maple Leaf Rag" slaps.

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    Two things you need to know about me, I never use innuendo and let’s just say I like to communicate with my tongue.

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