TootyBut2DButt
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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I can’t speak sign langue but I can speak Sein-language and what’s the deal with that?
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You get butter from a female cow and nutter butter from a male cow.
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This guy puts the penis in “I just got my penis stuck in a watermelon.”
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Life is just death and taxes and creamed corn. Â So much creamed corn it makes you want to give up.
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"Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.
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Modern plastic surgery being what it is, I don’t know a single man or woman who wouldn’t look better with a nice pair of gazongas. It’s time to level the playing field.
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I like to think of my penis as an extension of my body.
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I’ve got ice in my veins so I’m honestly wearing this condom mostly for warmth.
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Remember those days of terror when nip scooping was all the rage.
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This is my hard hat, I wear it whenever I’m hard.
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Give me a third of a meter massage or as they’d call it America a foot massage.
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My battery ran out but it said it would be right back after it got some cigarettes.
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You be the nine, I’ll be the six, let naught come between us, but our mouths and our dicks.
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Insult me again and I’ll light your ass up like a gaffer on a porn set.
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I understand it’s a common phrase, but Piss and Vinegar is still a terrible name for a salad.
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I’ll believe my kids are potty trained when I see a certification.
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What if god was one of us and specifically what if he was Chris Kattan?
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Drop it like it’s hot, pick it up like it’s ugly.
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Hey Clay Aiken, I ain’t fakin that you’ll have me shakin if you give me some bacon
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Hey Clay Aiken, ya makin bacon or are ya fakin...an orgasm.
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Give me some bacon and make it out of a fucking plant or I’ll find your family.
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