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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Maybe I’m an idiot or maybe they shouldn’t have named it the GARBAGE disposal!
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Genghis Khan was a big-big mawn; he took over Asia and he had a lot of fawn.
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Don’t swear unless it’s absolutely fucking necessary.
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The way things have been going recently we should cancel culture.
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A tree fell in the forest, a man fell in the shower, a woman fell in Love; it was Gillian Jacobs
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I’m all about two things; lukewarm beer and average sized titties.
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Squeegee Luigi and bleach Peach, Mario’s here with that look in his eye.
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I've got aunts in my pants and uncles in my carbuncles.
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I’m a little teapot short and stout, stop using me as a bong and clean me out!
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Instead of enlarging my penis I’m just going to shrink the rest of my body.
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You be the nine, I’ll be the six, let naught come between us, but our mouths and our dicks.
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In darkest night, on tallest mountain, I saw her pissing, into the fountain.
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I get hot as hell when you ring my bell, my clapper starts a-swinging’ when you put that thing in.
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My nickname in college was Beef Stew but you can call me by my Christian name: Beefaroni Stewart
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My butt is fake, except for the hole, that’s all me, baby!
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"Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.
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Turns out the person who told me I had bad skin wasn’t a dermatologist they were a racist.
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