alfredosolisfuentes
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It’s like I’ve always said. Every cup of coffee should be accompanied by a kiss in the tummy
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Here’s my yearly reminder to McDonald’s to please kill off the character of Grimace and make it canonical that his soul has been obliterated so that he may no longer threaten the multiverse, which our own reality is a part of
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Ball’s on your court, your honor. What are you gonna do, dunk me into jail? Yeah, I’d like to see a worthless worm like you try. Go die.
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This will now be the show’s permanent catchphrase. Thank you all for participating.
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Beans, beans, they are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more your nose falls off your face, making you a deformed freak! Now, you’ll think twice before eating my beans.
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Your ass is grass. My ass is dirt. Let’s put them together and make a tree.
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Old people are like buttholes. Give me the gun.
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I’m not a man or a woman. I’m an influencer
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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s my dad’s new girlfriend, Jenna the Marsupial
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By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce myself Greasy Greg, Master of Sorcery.
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The pen is mightier than the sword but the sword has a bigger penis so who’s the real winner here?
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The pen is mightier than the sword but the sword has a bigger penis so who’s the real winner here?
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If at first you don’t succeed that’s okay. Making a dragon have an orgasm takes at least 3 tries
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I like my women like I like my toilets. I will not elaborate on this.
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I’m going to say this once. My dad and I were in a teleporter accident and now we are literally attached at the hip. Can you help us?
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s assault. Call 555 PIE MOON to get legal advice on how to proceed.
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Did you know whales have the shiniest buttholes in the sea kingdom?
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