MySecretHemorrhoid
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In a cummunist society, the twerkers must seize the means of reproduction.
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I need a strong manifesto to chain me up in the gulags. -
It'll cost you tree fiddy for me to free dees tiddies.
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And they ain't iddy biddy. -
Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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A-Plus Man ain’t nothin’ to flunk with. Post-Op Trans ain’t nothin’ to tuck with. -
Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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Ku Klux Klan ain’t nothin’ but fuckwits. Lieutenant Dan ain’t nothin’ to waltz with. -
Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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Facebook Ban ain’t nothin’ to Zuck with. Small Tooth Man ain’t nothin’ to buck with. Hoover Dam ain’t nothin’ to suck with. -
Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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Sloth Mouth Brand ain't nothin' to Chunk with. -
Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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Wolfgang Man ain't nothin' to puck with. -
Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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My Sister's Man ain't nothin' to cuck with. -
Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with
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Flatbed Man ain't nothin' to trunk with. -
If you can't handle me at my bratwurst, then you don't deserve me at my bratbest.
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Everybody brathurts sometimes -
I always meet my friend at the dentist's office. We coincidentally coincide dentaly.
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Kill me. -
Ten bucks for a balloon animal is inflation gone wild.
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Coincidentally, Inflation Gone Wild is the title of my favorite adult video series. -
One if by land, and cake if by the ocean.
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And five bucks if by the dumpster behind Red Lobster. -
I'm a vegetarian in the streets and a vagitarian in the sheets.
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And a brony at the annual convention -
When teeth start growing from your arm pits, it's time to buy more toothpaste.
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Or switch deodorant
