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    You don't have to wait for a serial killer to yell at you in his murder hole, you can just USE lotion.

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    You either die a space cowboy or you live long enough to see yourself become Maurice

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    You had me at "you're just my type," then you lost me at "oh na na na na."

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    You hold a lot of tension in your butthole, make sure to unclench periodically.

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    You may get top billing, Alvin, but you're still a chipmunk goddammit!

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    You may not like it, but THIS is what peak male performance sounds like.

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    You miss 100% of the shots you don't drink

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    You put your hands upon my throat, when you choke, I choke, we choke

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    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and have sex with the inside. What is it?

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    You TOLD me if I wanna be your lover, I had to get with your friends! I don't understand what you're mad about

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    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls

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    You're telling me a galactic Lovecraftian horror fried this rice

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    You're thinking of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, the mongoose. I'M Frikki-Dikki-Daddy, the domgoose.

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    Your body is a wonderland. Deeply confusing. Full of drugs. Is that a caterpillar?

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    Your butthole may be analog but these fingers are digital

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    Your first genie wish should be for him to kick himself in the nuts. That way, maybe he won't grant your second wish ironically.

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    Your next burrito could be full of toothpaste. Probably won't be, but you never know for sure.

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    Your Tinder profile says you love commitment, but now that the bus is here, you need change? Walk home, liar.

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