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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Yeah, Marvel's Thor is pretty awesome, but you know who REALLY cranks it up to 11? Jesus Christ.
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this existence is torture, I'd ask you to kill me but I don't even know how to die
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If you get a BJ from the Hamburger Helper guy, it still counts as a handjob
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Floyd Mayweather makes $100 million per fight. Last time I fisted a guy in public, all I got was my watch stolen
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Brought a knife to a gunfight the other day. Stabbed both the gun guys. They were like, whaaat
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Hey girl, are you Waldo? Because I just read a book that taught me all about invading your privacy for no ethically defendable reason
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Not ONE painter asked Jesus to strike a fun pose while he was on the cross? Amateurs
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She told me she likes subs. Now I gotta pretend to be a submissive, sandwich-loving U-boat captain just to cover all the bases.
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That needle was in Witness Protection. Now it's gonna have to become a pushpin and move to a totally different haystack. Dick.
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I saw a Hummer with one tiny clown in it, and that was pretty funny too
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Shut the barn door, you're lettin all the wiener out
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He's making a list, he's checking it twice, you ain't getting shit if you don't worship Christ
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Milk, milk, urinate, round the corner poop is pooped
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I'm just a boy, standing in front of a drive-thru speaker, asking it for a quick beejer behind the menu board before my shift starts
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Live your life like Scott Stapp, with your pp on the outside
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I was too lazy to exercise so I just bought pizza for everyone else
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If you love someone, let them go. Did you do it? Oh my god, what a rube. Have fun being lonely forever, dumbass
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And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
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You can't please all the people all the time. Only MouthBot 5000 can do that, and he's getting on in years
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Walk up the Stairway to Heaven or fall down it, either way gets you there
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They call me "Sexual Chocolate", because I melt in your mouth, and you have to keep me away from dogs
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Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body
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