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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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OJ killed his wife, Scott. SCOTT, OJ killed his wife
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When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to hell
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I like my women the way I like my coffee, enjoyed by someone else while I listen at the door and softly weep
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Ants in your pants isn't cool. You know what's cool? Double A batteries in your bodily cavities.
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Past the teeth & over the gums, WTF Dad I'm calling the cops
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Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I just, I just like collecting rocks
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The glass isn't half-full, my pee is just double-glassed. Now quit doing math and drink.
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A picture of a rolling stone killing two birds in a bush is worth a thousand words, also it gathers no moss, the stone I mean
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If I have to beg and plead for sodomy, I don't mind, cuz I'm into bottoming, ain't too proud to peg
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A fantastical creature with the head of a baby hippo, and the body of a dead baby hippo
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You're telling me a galactic Lovecraftian horror fried this rice
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's just illegal to make them fight, Steve
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But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is 3008, and Juliet is 2000 & late
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Your Tinder profile says you love commitment, but now that the bus is here, you need change? Walk home, liar.
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Just got back from getting crunchetized by the Cap'n. I think I need an adult? Preferably a non-seafaring one.
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For a woman who starts every cheating accusation with "probably", Carrie Underwood sure did undoubtedly destroy her boyfriend's truck
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Oh, you played stupid games and won stupid prizes? What's it like to be a WINNER, you complainy chode?
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the streets, Freezin' Cold Cheetos in the sheets
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My favorite part of Funky Cold Medina is when Tone Loc gets fucked by a dog
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What are we gonna do tonight? The same thing we do every night, pinky... the Shocker's dirty work
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"I was five seconds away from retirement," I lamented, backing away from the ledge
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