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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Find a penny, pick it up, now wash your hands, 'twas in my butt
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Find a penny, screw the luck, leave it there, cuz pennies suck
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Fingers signing on the dotted line, show me that you love me and let's flip a house together. RE/MAX, turn around and sell my land
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First they came for the gays, and I did not speak up, because my mouth was full of dong
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the streets, Freezin' Cold Cheetos in the sheets
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Floyd Mayweather makes $100 million per fight. Last time I fisted a guy in public, all I got was my watch stolen
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Folks who don't want DC to become a state are ok, but I find the pro-state much more stimulating
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Following your dreams SOUNDS great until you have to cook dinner with a crab who's also your mom, plus your dick falls off
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For a guy who claims he can't live with or without you, Bono sure is alive.
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For a woman who starts every cheating accusation with "probably", Carrie Underwood sure did undoubtedly destroy her boyfriend's truck
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For every spider you eat in your sleep, there's a hundred more you're not eating
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Frankenstein's Monster just got their PhD. What now, assholes?
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Frankly, ZZ Top, I think a song about a woman who DOESN'T have legs would be way more interesting.
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Free healthcare if you can beat your doctor in an arm wrestling match
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Fuck, I did one that was already a Parks and Rec joke, how do I delete shit
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Fun Fact: If you were to lay out all the blood vessels in an adult, end to end, you'd be arrested
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Gaze longingly, upon mine tight physique/ For I work out, and wiggle! And repeat.
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Girl, are you a Greek goddess, because your tits are out and your arms are gone
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Girl, are you a watermelon? Because I wanna have sex with you, then eat your body
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Girl, are you Thanksgiving dinner? Because I'm highly enthusiastic about your rolls.
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