Apocryphalypse

I would like to necro this thread to bring to light this amazing film.

Junior high students are fucking SOCIOPATHS.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094033/ Not sure if anyone's posted this little gem of insanity. I remember watching this as a child and it being the first time I realized that movies could actually be bad. It's got Patrick Swayze as the sweaty love child of Mad Max and Conan the Barbarian in a post-apocalyptic desert. And someone forgot to teach him which way a sword goes. It's got a 41% from the audience on Rotten Tomatoes; no official score.

I don't know if anyone's suggested this yet, and I'm only 12 episodes in, but have you considered using web-based game table tools in order to rectify your grid map vs. table space issues? http://roll20.net/ can be pretty useful and you could have a battle map on a laptop, which could save you some space.

The world needs all of the Neutral Milk Hotel.

I will agree that this movie is definitely HDTGM fodder, but I thought Pearce's delivery of one-liners was SUB LIME.

I can't wait to hear them lambaste this pile.

I will fourth this motion.

I don't know what your stance is on doing subtitled movies, but this one is a fucking doozy. It's one of my favourite films, based entirely on how batshit crazy it is.

Technically it came out in May, but that's close enough right? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090859/

On the insane assumption that it hasn't been suggested yet:

who would?