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    Dead Man on Campus (1998)

    I was going to suggest this the other day and forgot. It really is a strange movie, its all fucking over the place in terms of tone. I know it definitely wants to be a comedy but Tom Everett Scott just floats through movie looking extremely depressed.
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    Mommie Dearest

    Yaay, I'd love it if they did this movie. Although i'm pretty sure June would fucking hate it.
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    Darkman (1990)

    I think more movies need a moment where the Hero emerges from a manhole and just happily shouts "fuck you". The new Star Wars was definitely screaming for a moment like that.
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    The Score (2001)

    I would watch a sequel to this movie that is just about the janitors subsequent therapy sessions into why he no longer trusts people because of Danny's betrayal.
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    The Score (2001)

    Its a solid watch, and honestly I havent seen it since I rented it, so in my mind I see Ed Norton as being pretty fucking close to breaking Robert Downey Jr.'s rule. He just does so much blinking. I do remember that I rented it alongside The Negotiator which I thought was a much more fun movie.
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    Stealth (2005)

    Bump. This movie is almost tailor-made for this podcast. And again why so much fucking Incubus in this movie.
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    Stolen (2012)

    Josh Lucas's transformation in this movie is absolutely breathtaking.
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    The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)

    It's a silly movie, and agreed Denis Leary's haircut in this movie is pretty special, but its a fun watch. Not too mention Rene Russo looked fantastic in this movie. I'd be down for them to cover this movie if only for them to attempt to explain how the fuck it made sense that he was able to fit that painting in his briefcase without breaking the frame of the canvas in the beginning of the movie. I havent watched it recently, but I remember that part blowing my fucking mind when I was younger.
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    My Giant (1998)

    I still think Fathers Day is worst.
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    Episode 125.5 - Minisode 125.5

    Reminds me of when I heard they might be adapting the Old Man Logan storyline in the new Wolverine movie, and all I could think was "so how are they going to tastefully handle all of Bruce Banners inbred ancestors?"
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    Fletch

    I loved this movie when I was younger and it does have its moments. It does not stand the test of time. It really is a fucking weird movie. It starts off being about drugs before immediately switching over to a whole other story about being hired by a guy to kill him so his wife can.collect on insurance. That plot goes on for like 80 min of the movie befoe it inexplicably goes back to the drug story. Only for both of them turning out to be linked on the flimsiest of premises. Its also filled with Nothing but Trouble esque horrible fucking Chevy Chase one liners.
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    EPISODE 125 - Steel: LIVE!

    I could see them doing blended but not with Lapkus. Shes actually actively trying to get work. Im sure going around and and bashing her movies isnt too high up on her to do list. Sean William Scott used to flame his shitty movies before they were released. And last I heard there arent too many studios who will work with him anymore. Which is a shame because he just seems like a good dude. And Goon was fucking awesome.
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    Bedazzled (2000)

    He really is such a goob. But honestly think of a movie like looney tunes back in action or dudley do right. I cant think of anyone better for goofy roles like that. And to his credit he does have a couple of darker movies which are pretty solid. Gods and Monsters and the quiet american were both great. But yea whenever I watch blast from the past I cant help but think that that character is pretty close to his actual personality.
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    Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)

    So ridiculous, if that kid had been living in the jungle in his entire I think he'd have a fucking tan.
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    EPISODE 125 - Steel: LIVE!

    Just an addition to what June brought up, but it was 100% a racist decision not to have Shaq kiss Annabeth at the end of the movie. I dont know if anybody else has seen that documentary The Slanted Screen about how asians are portrayed in hollywood movies. But in it they bring up the movie Romeo Must Die, where Jet Li is cast along with Aaliyah as Romeo and Juliet respectively, but even though they were supposed to be the two romantic leads of the movie, at the end it has them give each other some awkward hug. All because either studio or producer notes about how they felt that American audiences werent ready to have an Asian actor as a romantic lead. Its pretty much certain a similar situation happened here.
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    Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

    Just re-watched this yesterday. I can only hope they're just waiting for the right guest for this one because it absolutely needs to be done. Theres just so much wrong with this movie.
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    Stephen King's The Stand

    Way too fucking long. I'd be more down if they did Langoliers, but again way too fucking long.
  18. 1. Solarbabies - I really can't reiterate enough how essential it is they do this movie. Or that you all go out and watch what is easily one of the most eighties movies you will ever dare to force your eyeballs to sit through. 2. Skateboard Kid 2 ( Its a movie with a talking skateboard voiced by Dom Deluise) 3. The Next Karate Kid - Michael Ironside physically threatens a teenage girl and an eldery asian gentleman in what is easily the most fucking bizarre of the Karate Kid movies. And that includes the one with Jaden Smith where his mother decides out of fucking nowhere that moving to China despite knowing apparently nothing about both the culture or the language is a super good idea. 4. The Karate Kid - I give up just do this one too. Aside from Jaden Smith's fictional mother's poor decisions, theres also weird far too grown up love story shit going on between two ten year olds. Not too mention its a movie about really young kids beating the piss out of each other. 5. Broken Arrow- Howie Long, insanely overcomplicated plots, the fact that Travolta and Slater have like a millions times more sexual chemistry with each other than Slater ever does with his supposed love interest in this movie, who just happens to be fucking princess daisy from Super Mario Bros.
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    Fallen (1998)

    Its by no means a perfect movie but I really dont think its terrible enough to be covered here. To be fair, this judgement is coming from memories from watching it when it first came out in theaters.
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    Exit to Eden (1994)

    This movie is fucking screaming to be done with PFT as Garry Marshal. Although honestly if they ever do a Garry Marshal movie on here I think its only fair to start with The Other Sister because that movie is really something to behold.
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    Observe and Report

    Its just weird that Eastbound and Down got a better initial reception despite being so similar in tone to Observe and Report.
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    Observe and Report

    This is such a crazy/great movie. I cant fucking believe this movie didnt get more love when it first came out.
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    Larger Than Life (1996)

    Didnt this and Operation Dumbo Drop come out like really close together?
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    Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

    And in terms of Fantastic Four, this one is goofy as hell. But I think its the closest they had to a great Fantastic Four movie. Michael Chiklis as the Thing was great and he was a huge fan of the character before he was cast. Chris Evans was a pretty good Johnny Storm too. With some better writing/plot this could have been closer to a solid Marvel movie.
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    Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

    Loved Ant-Man. Love it even more that Michael Pena is now a part of the greater Marvel universe.
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