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    The Boy Who Could Fly (1986)

    I can. I mean at one point, Uncle Buck forcibly abducts an underage teenager and tosses him into his trunk before eventually hitting him with golf balls.
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    Fantastic Four (2015)

    Its fucking dumb in an age of well written comic book movies, something as blah as this gets released. This essentially feels like they did the exact same thing they did with Roger Corman ie greenlighting something that they know lacks in quality just so they can desperately hold onto the rights of a property they have absolutely no idea what to do with. The Spiderman franchise is goddamn crazy when you think about it too. Made three last one turned out shit, so they reboot release two more, they find out that Andrew Garfield is an enormous asshat and fire him and reboot again so that they can still make an already announced Sinister Six and Venom movie which were going to be part of the first reboot, only for them to be pushed back so that they can still tie them in with the second reboot.
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    The Boy Who Could Fly (1986)

    Anyone else remember watching The Invisible Teen?
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    The Boy Who Could Fly (1986)

    I feel like everything Jay Underwood has been involved in are all worthy of being talked about.
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    Surf Ninjas (1993)

    The scene where Leslie Nielsen is threatening people with an electric bread knife alone makes it necessary for this movie to be discussed.
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    Mannequin

    Please christ let them cover this or Mannequin 2.
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    Ass Backwards

    If you guys havent seen The Race/ Race 2 you're doing yourself an extreme disservice.
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    Black Dog (1998)

    I keep thinking about the scene where Randy Travis is trying to intentionally sing badly, and I remember thinking to myself that it really wasnt too far off from how he actually sings.
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    Vacation (2015)

    I think the biggest problem for me out of the gate is, who the fuck ever cared about Rusty? He had very little in the way of personality in any of the movies. They would have been better off doing a straight reboot than to try and ever make us give a shit about Rusty. Its like they knew how much of a pain in the ass it would be to try and cast someone who can replicate Chevy's smug assholish take on the role, so they opted to cast Ed Helm as Rusty and give him no definable personality.
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    Next (2007)

    If the only reason this movie was made was so that this picture could come into fruition, I consider it worth it.
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    Man's Best Friend (1993)

    Whats also weird about this movie is that the cover leads you to believe that Lance is the hero of the movie hunting down the evil dog with his laser scoped future pistol.
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    A Sound of Thunder (2005)

    Its pretty essential this movie is covered at some point.
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    The Core (2003)

    In the first scenes of this movie, Hilary Swank manages to land a fucking ROCKETSHIP in the L.A. Basin. And after pulling off the landing that saves everyones lives on the ship, not too mention the countless people she saved by not just crashing into the city, is promptly told by Richard Jenkins that her career is fucking donezo. This movie is special.
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    Vacation (2015)

    I was watching the What the Flick review of this movie and they played a clip that had some dialogue from the younger brother. Its jarringly bad, and its fucking insane that apparently this kid talks to and in front of his parents like a longshoreman, while bullying his older brother. Its pretty fucking sad that both Vegas Vacation and Cousin Eddies Island Adventure are both more solid films than this hateful piece of shit.
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    Man's Best Friend (1993)

    To be fair, he did also murder a woman.
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    Ass Backwards

    Yea if you legit want to reccommend this movie to be covered by a podcast you'd gain more traction over at We Hate Movies or The Flophouse. But coming onto this forum and suggesting a movie that not only did one of the hosts make, but is extremely proud (rightfully so) of, and think everyones going to be on board is just silly at best. It may not be perfect, but its very clearly a labor of love.
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    The Mirror Has Two Faces

    Thats because Lauren Bacall is awesome and transcends whatever she's in. Her cameo in the Sopranos is still one of my favorite things in the world.
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    The Mirror Has Two Faces

    Whats even weirder is that in this movie she apparently dated Pierce Brosnans character in the past, if she knows shes capable of landing dudes like him why on earth would she agree to some weird arrangement where Jeff Bridges says he'll marry her but only if she doesnt try to fuck him. Also I love that this is her hair and makeup teams idea of "nailing it"
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    The Mirror Has Two Faces

    Haha, I need more sleep.
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    Ass Backwards

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    The Mirror Has Two Faces

    The amount of soft lighting on Barbs on this movie is spectacular to behold, its like that episode of Its Always Sunny where they blast Sweet Dee with a bunch of lights trying to recreate the success of the new bar that opened down the street. Only instead of doing it for a joke, some poor lighting technician had to experiment for horrors achieving the perfect balance.
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    The Most Watchable How Did This Get Made Movies?

    William Fichtner owned that role in Drive Angry, he was absolutely amazing.
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    The Most Watchable How Did This Get Made Movies?

    I thought Season of the Witch was fun for what it was.
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    The Wizard (1989)

    It used to be when I heard that song I would think about the hitchhiking montage in this movie, now all that pops into my head is BMX breakdancing.
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    Pixels (2015)

    Big Daddy and Mr. Deeds were pretty bad. I do love Punch Drunk Love though, it really is one of my favorite movies of all time. And its bums me the fuck out that he could be so goddamn amazing in that movie and then just going back to doing horrible movies instead of actively picking out more interesting roles. Reign Over Me was solid too. Funny People annoyed me because it had an great premise and start but just devolved into asinine plot points and much weaker second half.
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