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    Fail apple, fail apple, fail apple. Maple Jordan brings peace yonder hillside.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    How about you start by rubbing the peanut butter on your ear, and then we can have a conversation.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    God's Not Dead

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    Can I kick it? Not until it's in the public domain.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Scott Bakula did.

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    Once, twice, three times slim shady

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    Jack and Jill were fucking around on a hill

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    Honey crisp and bubblegum pie, drain the dreidel, drain it dry.

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    My veiled sky. Oh! To be the wind. But a whisper on the world.

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    Regardless of how often they go to church, as a human, I'm holier than cows.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    David Copperfield ain't got shit on me. I'm the sencha king of middle America.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    I don't have a firm understanding of what bluetooth is.

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    Typewriters and seagulls are interchangeable.

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    If you're not going to tickle the dingleberry, I don't even know why you came.

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    Wonka got me hooked on the pop rock.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    Parks are the stained glass of seagulls.

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    Scarf or no scarf, I'm going to kick that llama.

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    Giraffes don't have elbows.

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    The bellow of the quilted raven is the harbinger of a Battleship sequel.

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    When the towel is dry, you're ready to fly. One bourbon, one scotch, one Tears for Fears

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    I don't care how high your thread-counts are. That's an inappropriate amount of oatmeal!

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    Woe betide he who vexes Orlando Bloom before his morning coffee. The dark one must be caffeinated.

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