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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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If you ever feel like you don't belong, that everyone is staring & laughing at you like a freak, & you don't know where to turn just know...stop wearing clown make-up & a g-string to teach kindergarten, yr' going to be arrested if you don't put on pants
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Buns of steel? Try all of steel" ---The Terminator, spoken wryly to a wall of TVs he passes by after the nude time travel thing happens
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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New Year, new attitude. 2016 is when I start making babies instead of baking maybes.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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New catchphrase suggestions: keeping "comedy writers" in the "spotlight" since 2009
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What are you complaining about, Native Americans? At least you didn't get the small-cocks blankets we sent to the Japanese
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Let's see if this clever ruse works: Kulap is the most beautiful girl in the world and boy does that Aukerman fella give Clooney a run for his money
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There is a beauty in the way a frog catches a fly, if you look close enough. I mean just look at those froggy titties, hubba hubba
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Mazed and Corn-fused" would make a great name for a Halloween corn maze. Feel free to use it, spooky farmers.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Can someone direct the schizophrenic to a different forum, please?
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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chaelangelo, recycle that banjo, yo. Psyche!...you'll damage the flange, ya know?
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Next motherfucker leaves the "O" off of opossum gonna spend the night with Scabby Pete in the haunted fuck chair.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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John Wayne's World...John Wayne's World....it's hey pilgrim time, on a Western
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'll have what she's having: menopause followed by a hysterectomy
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Damn baby, you got a lotta junk in that trunk! You should probably get some help, hoarding is a real psychological disorder that shouldn't be ignored.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember when I said forget that thing about remembering the thing that I said earlier, it was about forgetting, remember? Just forget it, OK?
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I tried the "cut a hole in the popcorn box" trick but my vagina wouldn't reach.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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More like "A Fartbreaking Turd of Gaggering Penis" ammirite literary nerds?
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We're so happy to be here tonight at the beautiful Wilbur Theatre in historic Bos-2,000 pounds
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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if you play Pac-Man backwards you have a lot of ghosts avoiding a pellet-spewing madman
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Coca-Koala is the best-selling marsupial flavored soda on the market, narrowly beating out Mountain Roo
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"Doing it doggy style" is an insult to all the missionary style loving canines of the world
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When in Vegas, do as the Vegans do: Drink, gamble, party, throw red paint on fur coats
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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