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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Looking for one extra ticket to Superego SF Sketchfest (Saturday, January 14, 2017)
By Pure Guava, in Superego Archives
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Her face was like the face of a woman, her scent was the smell of a female. And she looks like a woman should look: womanly
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There is a beauty in the way a frog catches a fly, if you look close enough. I mean just look at those froggy titties, hubba hubba
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You gotta think outside the Bog, said the progressive cranberry farmer
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Knock-knock, who's there, who the fuck cares lets Bang-bang this comedy gold
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don't look a gift whore in the mouth, she's already been paid for, man, stop eyeballing her and just stick it in there already
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Alright Portland, I admit Bridge City is a cool nickname but it doesn't come close to L.A.'s  "Under the Bridge Downtown City", the only nickname Los Angeles has ever had or needed.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Of all the no good, means well, diabolical,handsome, flim-flammy, lavender scented, rotten to the core, beloved by all evil piece of shit I've ever expressed conflicting messages about aurally, you are the best worst. Draw your gun or I'll draw you a bath
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Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken says cock-a-doodre-roo
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Do flat-Earthers think the other planets are flat? This is not a catchphrase submission, I'm sincerely asking a question here.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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El Nino getting California all wet. Cue the porn music.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Buns of steel? Try all of steel" ---The Terminator, spoken wryly to a wall of TVs he passes by after the nude time travel thing happens
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm flan-sexual; I like to have my cake and fuck it too.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Wakey wakey, sleepy head, time to rise and shine...Use your blood magic to cause our corpse soldiers to rise from the dead and fill the sky with the black smoke of our vanquished enemies until the sun ceases to shine, that is.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Knock knock. Who's there? Oregon. Oregon who? Open this door immediately Oregonna have to break the fucker down
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What's up vegan organic free-range cruelty free locally sourced farm to table hotdog? Oh man, with a catchphrase like that you know we be all up  in Portland's guts tonight, y'all!!! (Sorry)
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Let's see if this clever ruse works: Kulap is the most beautiful girl in the world and boy does that Aukerman fella give Clooney a run for his money
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don't drink that milk, it's spoiled. Mommy and Daddy buy that milk anything it asks for. Yuck.
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"You shall not pass...my high score" exclaimed Tommy Gandalf, the ultimate Pinball Wizard.
By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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