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Topics posted by Pure Guava
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Screw hard work; If you squint just right you can turn any 10 dollar bill into a hundo. The trick is to blur the zero with your tears
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No no, you misunderstood. Soylent Green is peephole, you can totally see some boobies through it
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Chubby Checker killed the Fat Boys: Now that's a real twist
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Me and Colfax Corndog huffin' gas with a weird mall kid
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Cocaine in the veins drains brains of their main gains, explained Jane to Wayne.
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When Frankie Went to Hollywood he saw a crime being committed and yelled at the robber "Relax, don't do it"
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feel like California, look like Minnesota, fart like Arizona
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Your presidential chores: Fillmore holes in the yard near the Bush, then Hoover all the Lincoln Logs, finally you'll be Washing (a) ton of laundry
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9 out of 10 doctors agree Becky the new nurse should stop wearing so much perfume
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Yo bro, Fro-Yo? No go, amigo, I owe Slow Joe a blow on the down low, ya know? Whoa Moe, TMI, ya know? Fo sho, Joe, no woe no mo, I'll grow like a pro.
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Go West, young man....and then East on Oak, just past the 7-11, you can't miss it
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Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. How's Tuesday the 2nd looking for you? Meetings 'till 3? OK how about 4:30 then? Good? See you then.
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Salvador Adderalli's works exude manic energy, the paint seems to vibrate off the canvas right into your pores, whispering "sleep is for the weak"
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"Your joints are just meat bends" said the weird literal hobo as he tap-danced upon his old brown flesh protectors
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I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. First of all, it's very rude to poke people with poles, secondly she's farther away than you think (cont)
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I would say my favorite Radiohead album is Amnesiac but I keep forgetting what it sounds like
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Say hello to the new boss, the same as the old boss, up to and including his actual skin (Skin suits emote power in the boardroom)
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The Wizard of Schnoz will grant you your nose job, and if you want your boobs done come to his office in the Emerald Titty
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Rivers belong where they can ramble,eagles belong where they can fly,I've got to be where my diabetes can run free.Gotta eat this Ben & Jerrys pie
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Every man is looking for a lady in the parlor & a whore in the bedroom and a plumber in the bathroom & a carpenter on the roof because hey, free labor
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I bet the basketball world was relieved when Michael Jordan made it to the NBA. 100 years of calling the best player the Michael Jordan of (CONT)
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I stood my ground, took one long, last look at my oppressor, and through broken, bloody teeth I spat out the theme song to Mama's Family
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As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think America is free think again.
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That's not a knife, this is a knife. That's not an arrest warrant, this is an arrest warrant. Those aren't handcuffs, these are handcuffs.
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