Darbler Cheesegarbler

Still bleeding, I ran // Both hands clutching my stomach // Dine and dash success

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, May 28, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Sally fights against the riptide...

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, May 22, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

*sigh* Mondays, am I right?

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, May 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Can can, can you do the can-can? And is your answer canonical?

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, May 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Nobody has ever said that the world would be worse with less Juggalos

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, May 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Why do you think I have an obsession with clean kneecaps? I told you, the reason I can never hang out is that I'm watching my niece

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

She walked right out of a hardboiled detective novel and into my office; this dame was all legs and no funny business

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Adventures in Dinosaur City (1991)

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 26, 2015 in Bad Movie Recommendations

I'm accepting of your gluten intolerance but I just can't tolerate your acceptance speech, Sally Field

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 22, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Lake Placid vs Anaconda - April 25th on SyFy

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 4, 2015 in Bad Movie Recommendations

I only dream when I fall into R.E.M. sleep, but is it really worth losing my religion? I guess it's not the end of the world

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign. Speed limits, school crossing, falling rocks; who needs 'em?

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It was my turn to churn, but her butter bulge wouldn't budge. That brought an abrupt end to my obscene cream dream.

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You can teach a man to fish, then you can lead a horse to the same lake and get the horse to kick him in the head, causing irreparable brain damage

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A man walks into a bar with a piano and a 10-inch pianist, and that pianist had a huge cock

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

We have a new sponsor called Bindle Bundle, a subscription box for homeless drifters.

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Our guests today...

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

'Zouks in the upcoming season of Community!

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, March 17, 2015 in How Did This Get Made?

I've heard of To Catch A Predator, but To Catch A Phrase? That sounds like a game show hosted by Matt LeBlanc... Copyright Oddbomb 2015

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The boss is Angela, Ice Cube isn't there yet, O-brother (his name is Oliver) is upstairs in his bedroom, and we're all afraid of Virginia Woolf

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ass, Bitch, Piss, Shit, Fuck, Cunt. These are a few of my favorite things.

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Plug Vortex

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, April 1, 2015 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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I pick my teeth with porcupine quills, I stack chips like they're crisp dollar bills. What am I?

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, March 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Strip the flesh, salt the wound! It's time to pay, it's time for my pound of flesh you meat puppet!

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, March 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Earwolf/VPN?

By Darbler Cheesegarbler, October 17, 2014 in General Earwolf