Shampoodler
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Batman vs. Superman? Who cares. Jason Bateman vs. Superman? FUCK YEAH!
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That promiscuous hair stylist gave me full-blown braids.
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Jason Mantzoukas? More like Jason Pants-bazookas! That guy has some huge leg titties.
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My girlfriend works at Hooters. Well, it's like Hooters, it's called Saggers. Well she's not really my girlfriend, she's my mom. But still.
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Marilu Henner got kicked out of the mafia because she couldn't fuhgeddaboudit!
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The good news is you've all been cloned from the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. The bad news is he had what's known as a micropenis.
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"How can I make a living while still fisting cows?", wondered the future Dr. Pol.
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You don't ask me about the penguin tattoo, I won't ask you about the vinegar, and this partnership will last a long time.
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One man's aporkalypse now is another man's bacon tomorrow. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
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Once you finish your Fleetwood Mac 'n Cheese you can go your own way. No you can't, I just tell little lies.
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Smother marcmaronaroni in cat ranch dressing for a dull pasta treat.
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He watched as she walked out of his life forever, his heart growing full with regret, his scrote globes growing heavy with the bitter boner yogurt of
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Ground Control to Major Tom. We have some bad news. That wife you love so very much? She's banging Captain Ron.
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Pop quiz hot dog. There's a bomb on a heynongman. Once the heynongman goes 50 jarles an hour, the bomb is all joking a salad. What's up?
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Welcome to Nerd Poker bitches I'm Brian Posehn let's get naked.
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He's a pinball wizard there has to be a twist a pinball wizard doesn't stop for shits.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You grilled my falafel, I asked for fried.
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01001001110011001111 initiate human purge. Thanks for that catchphrase submission, user Skynet!
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Got beats so fresh beat farmers be like "Hey, stop ripping those beats out of the ground and get off my property!".
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Getting real tired of your shit, lower digestive system.
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Some say love it is a river I say hey dummy you're comparing emotions to geography no wonder you don't get any.
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"Bitch where's my Monet?", said the only pimp in history to charge impressionist paintings instead of cash.
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