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Personally I love this movie, and I know it is BAD. But I'm sure that just by reading the IMDB discription it will make you say "It's worth watching once" IMDB- "A Miami con man agrees to be the human target for a Neo-Nazi manhunter, in order to collect $50,000 if he survives." Staring: John Leguizamo Jeffrey Jones Aries Spears
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"A Talking Cat!?!" was just added to Netflix and it seems that it went straight there as it is dated 2013. Maybe the first straight-to-streaming-video movie ever (BTW I could not find this on the Wiki or IMDb)? Even though this might be made for a family audenice, the acting and dialouge remined me of "Troll 2." I have not seen "Mac & I", but from what I heard from the podcast, this might be just as bad. Oh, I forget to mention that the cat (a self-aclaimed human whisper) is voiced by Eric Roberts doing his best Garfield impression after an all-night bender. See it before it becomes the next cult film.
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I recommended this one to June on twitter, and really how can you say no to Irelands only Kung-Fu movie! I think it handily meets the criteria for the show James Bennett really did try his best with this one and it has a genuine cult following on the internet. Finding the DVD can be nightmarish as the company who made it has disowned it but the whole movie is on youtube and no one will be taking it down. Honestly its worth watching for the final scene alone!
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It starts with a rape scene and that tells you almost evrything you need to know. The terrible faux artistic camera angles try to imply a depth that only exists in the oceans this movie should've never sprouted from. However, I could not turn it off. Plus it's got strippers so I'm sure Jason will have a ball with them! Has anyone else watched this terrible movie? There is so much to make fun of. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01M6BXVFH/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1504910607&sr=8-9&pi=PI_PJPrime-Sash-Extra-Large-2017,TopLeft,0,0_AC_SX118_SY170_QL70&keywords=little+mermaid&dpPl=1&dpID=41qrtK4uxcL&ref=plSrch
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"Blake (Hulk Hogan), is a self-made millionaire from selling bodybuilding supplements, and is mean to his workers. One day, whilst on the way to a paintball game, he is driving recklessly in his car. Chased by the police, he drives to a shopping mall and hides out inside, changing into a Santa Claus costume. He slides down a garbage chute to escape the police and bangs his head, gettingamnesia. Mistaken by Lenny (Don Stark) as the mall Santa, Blake begins to think he is Santa Claus. Meanwhile, Ebner Frost (Ed Begley, Jr.), an evil scientist, is trying to take over an orphanage in order to gain access to the magical crystals underneath it. Frost dispatches his henchmen to destroy the orphanage, and only Blake can save the orphan children." - Wikipedia http://www.rottentom...a_with_muscles/
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From the woman who brought you Punisher: War Zone, comes another "top-shelf" movie. Lifted is the story of a boy who lives in a stereotypical white trash trailer park neighborhood. His mother is a heroin addict. (A true "heroine") His father is in active duty military overseas. So, basically the entire movie is about this boy who sings to escape life's troubles. And the scenes where he sings (A.K.A. the entire movie) have a real White Christmas way about them in the way that the sound from the movie changes to a completely remastered, studio quality song. Except, his voice has been autotuned to shit. Like, think of the Autotuned remix videos from YouTube, except it's a serious movie and they were actually attempting to pass his voice off as real to the poor, innocent, viewers of this garbage heap of a movie. The absolute best part of the movie is that when the boy mixes his own songs on his laptop, he sends them to his dad in the Middle East. His dad and his friends then proceed to freestyle rap over the songs. Imagine Stone Cold Steve Austin freestyle rapping over a 12 year old's "music." At this point in the film, I had emotionally and mentally given up and checked out in terms of caring about getting something out of this movie besides laughter. As the film goes on, the dad dies in combat, the mother gets off heroin and then gets back onto it, fulfilling her long, arduous character arc that would put character development in movies like the Departed to shame. The boy leaves home and goes to a contest where he and the ghost of his father perform Forever Young by Alphaville. The last shot of the film is the ghost of a dead soldier riding on the back of truck and saluting other dead ghost soldiers as the truck drove past them. Please someone tell me that you have seen this movie and enjoyed it as much as I did. <--- The finale. Lifted ft. Ghost Dad Killah - Forever Young Cover
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THANK YOU SONY PICTURES!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxc8rS2W2E
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On the Batman & Robin podcast you guys talked about what is the worst super hero movie. Well I must say it's 1997's Steel. Staring Shaq as DC comics Super Hero and Superman's colleague Steel. It's so bad! Terrible plot about stoping a drug dealer. Shaq and his crippled army buddy team up so he can become the metal wearing hero named Steal. Bad acting, bad writing, corny 90's action, everything about this film is bad. Here is a link to the home video trailer (I couldn't find the theatrical one)
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It really may be the worst movie I've ever seen. I only registered here to suggest it. I searched the forum and it seems no one else has mentioned it yet. Its a horrible 80's action mess staring Lorenzo Lamas. Everything is terrible, the acting, directing, the writing, all elements of production. Its not just a lame action flick, its a laughably awful production. Yet it managed to get TWO sequels. Its currently in full on YT so take a look. From IMDB : The Snake Eaters are an elite division of the Marines especially trained for search and destroy missions. This actioner chronicles the exploits of one of them who has become a cop. Known as a tough loner, he returns to find the band of backwoods bad-guys who killed his parents and abducted his sister. Its truly awful. Taglines: "To him, America is just another jungle." and "As dirty as Dirty Harry, as dangerous as Deliverance."
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This is a pre-emptive suggestion, but I mean... just look at it: http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/olympushasfallen/ This is going to be wonderfully bad
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I do realize you guys are going through summer movies now but this movie needs to be ripped apart. It stars Macaulay Culkin, Marilyn Manson, Seth Green, Dylan McDermott, John Stamos, and others that flabbergast me. For me Birdemic is a more watchable movie. Everything is shot in a weird camcorder style that you are never quite sure if it's on purpose or because of the budget. The acting is atrocious, the characters are revolting. This feels like a John Waters film directed by Tommy Wiseau. And not to offend anyone but this is possibly the most awkward freakish fetishization of homosexuality I have ever seen. And it's so obvious that none of the actors are truly comfortable with portraying a gay character that they will fade to black before a simple kiss. And for some odd reason their is a talking rat that solve an entire murder mystery!! I have no real way to comprehend this movie it just feels like I have been subjected to an hour and thirty minute assault on my psyche. This needs to be discussed.
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Have you guys seen this shit? I'm not going to spoil it if you haven't but it's quite possibly the dumbest movie I've ever seen. I'm not going into detail, but this movie has it all: face-blindness, shitty sex scenes, terrible music, intense body hair, and a serial killer obsessed with straight razors. Oh, and it's on Netflix Instant, enjoy
