Fast & Furious 6

[RyanSz 3140]

After just seeing the Super Bowl promo for this, this movie has to be done. Get Adam Scott back in here and discuss this batshit crazy movie.

[jarrycanada 2483]

wow that was fast,

[RyanSz 3140]

wow that was fast,

 

And furious.

[DartanganMcgee 30]

The return of Adam Scott would be awesome. Btw, I heard the 6th one will take place in outer space. The prophecy has been fullfilled.

[RyanSz 3140]

Unless space looks like Europe, I think we may be a bit disappointed.

[Wien 401]

 

Hope you guys are ready for a follow up to a MOMENT IN CINEMA.

[DartanganMcgee 30]

Don't forget the fantastical elements.

[Shannon 2953]

When the trailer started at the super bowl my brother was like, "when are they just going to turn these movies into twisted metal and just have car fights" and suddenly there were cars with rockets and tanks and apparently the Rock can fly and a car pulled a plane down and then came flying out of the plane... It really seems like they're just gonna super duper go for it in this one.

 

Also, please tell me someone else can't see these movies the same after American Dad episode where it explained that they're written like hardcore gay porn and they just edit out the sex scenes so that all the raw sexual energy between the bros will still be present. It was a wonderful episode.

[DartanganMcgee 30]

That sounds brilliant, it does explain the constant perpiration. I feel like when you get to the sixth film in a series, you need to take a serious look at yourself, and your creative capabilities. Next it will be "Fast 7: The Search for Curly's Gold".

[RyanSz 3140]

I think the seventh film will be titled "Fast 7: Holy Shit This is Still a Prequel to Tokyo Drift!"

[GregJ.Hansen 316]

Nah, they'll get David Fincher on board to direct and its title will be changed to "Fas7".

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

I thought for sure that this new one would just be called "6". The name of the seventh should just be a "Vrooom!" sound effect, and it'll just be referred to by whatever the color of the background on the poster is, like "Fast and the Furious: Orange" or something, like every 2nd or 3rd Weezer album.

[GregJ.Hansen 316]

I thought for sure that this new one would just be called "6". The name of the seventh should just be a "Vrooom!" sound effect, and it'll just be referred to by whatever the color of the background on the poster is, like "Fast and the Furious: Orange" or something, like every 2nd or 3rd Weezer album.

 

Or maybe take the Swedish softcore arthouse approach and do a two-parter called "I Am Furious: Blue" and "I Am Furious: Yellow".

[RyanSz 3140]

I thought for sure that this new one would just be called "6". The name of the seventh should just be a "Vrooom!" sound effect, and it'll just be referred to by whatever the color of the background on the poster is, like "Fast and the Furious: Orange" or something, like every 2nd or 3rd Weezer album.

 

Or just Michael Bay-esque descriptions of what happens in the movie: "Crash!" "Plane 'Splosion" "Gay Fight!" 7.

[DartanganMcgee 30]

If you'd never seen a Vin Deisel movie, and heard his name for the first time, you'd instantly assume he was a gay porn star.

[RyanSz 3140]

Are we sure he isn't?

[DartanganMcgee 30]

True, I'm sure some skeletons will come tumbling outta the closet eventually...gay skeletons.

[RyanSz 3140]

Well he did work as a bouncer for a gay bar and has been seen at gay bars in a non-working capacity. I don't care whether he is or not, but he has been quite vocal in his opposition to those rumors.

[jimkiler 84]

Did they film this and Fast 7 back to back? There was talk that they would.

[jarrycanada 2483]

when are we going to see talking cars in these fast and furious movies. ?

[RyanSz 3140]

I'm bumping this in hopes this will be talked about on the show when it comes out in a couple weeks like Breaking Dawn 2.

[Johnny Unusual 525]

Yep. That was what happened.