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razzie noms are out

http://www.razzies.c...%5C34thNoms.asp

 

 

update:

 

site seems to be having issues, heres a list

 

WORST PICTURE

After Earth

Grown Ups 2

The Lone Ranger

A Madea Christmas

Movie 43

 

WORST ACTOR

Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger

Ashton Kutcher: Jobs

Adam Sandler: Grown Ups 2

Jaden Smith: After Earth

Sylvester Stallone: Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, Grudge Match

 

WORST ACTRESS

Halle Berry: Movie 43, The Call

Selena Gomez: Getaway

Lindsay Lohan: The Canyons

Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas

Naomi Watts: Diana, Movie 43

 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Lady Gaga: Machete Kills

Salma Hayek: Grown Ups 2

Katherine Heigl: The Big Wedding

Kim Kardashian: Tyler Perry’s Temptation

Lindsay Lohan: In-App-Propriate Comedy, Scary Movie 5

 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Chris Brown: Battle Of The Year

Larry the Cable Guy: A Madea Christmas

Taylor Lautner: Grown Ups 2

Will Smith: After Earth

Nick Swardson: A Haunted House, Grown Ups 2

 

WORST DIRECTOR

The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43

Dennis Dugan: Grown Ups 2

Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas, Temptation

M. Night Shyamalan: After Earth Gore

Verbinski: The Lone Ranger

 

WORST SCREEN COMBO

The Entire Cast of Grown Ups 2

The Entire Cast of Movie 43

Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen: Scary Movie 5

Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig & Dress: A Madea Christmas

Jaden Smith & Will Smith: After Earth

 

WORST SCREENPLAY

After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith

Grown Ups 2: Written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy

The Lone Ranger: Screen Story & Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso

A Madea Christmas: Written by Tyler Perry

Movie 43: Written by 19 “Screenwriters”

 

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

Grown Ups 2

Hangover III

The Lone Ranger

Scary Movie 5

Smurfs

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I think Grown Ups 2 will win picture and maybe actor, the Smiths seem like a lot otherwise for the acting categories. 43 will win for director since the Razzies like to go for either kitchy wins or the usual grudges against actors like Lohan, Sandler, and Stallone, which is why Perry will likely win the actress award.

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I think that not only should "Grown Ups 2" win everything, it should tie with itself in the Supporting Actor category JUST so it can technically win more times than the actual number of categories that it's nominated in.

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Although Movie 43 is objectively the worst, that movie was made so a bunch of uncreative hacks could brag about how bad and offensive it was supposed to be. Winning a Razzie would just give that waste of hard drive space more undue attention.

 

There's also not much point in bashing Adam Sandler or Tyler Perry movies. At this point it's too late to save anyone who still enjoys them.

 

Hence Worst Picture should go to After Earth. We can't give M Night the chance at a comeback. He's on the ropes, stumbling around with flashing red "FINISH HIM!" letters. Do the right thing and go for the fatality.

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This is an After Earth bonanza this year; M Night and the Smiths will clean up.

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The 13 people that directed movie 43. Ha

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I have to admit, that Movie 43 made us laugh.

 

I mean, if someone saw that movie and was disappointed, I don't know what movie they thought they were going to see.

 

There are actually two versions of the movie, the US release and the UK release (Yes, saw them both). The US release has a framing device of a movie pitch, where the European version has some kids looking for a mythical internet video.

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I have to admit, that Movie 43 made us laugh.

 

I mean, if someone saw that movie and was disappointed, I don't know what movie they thought they were going to see.

 

There are actually two versions of the movie, the US release and the UK release (Yes, saw them both). The US release has a framing device of a movie pitch, where the European version has some kids looking for a mythical internet video.

 

If Robot Chicken is all the rejected gags too disjointed for Family Guy, then Movie 43 is all the rejected gags too drawn out for Love Guru.

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I mean, if someone saw that movie and was disappointed, I don't know what movie they thought they were going to see.

 

 

Fair enough, but the Razzies aren't for the most 'disappointing' movies.

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