Swimfan (2002)

[AdamShater 4]

This is literally the worst movie I've ever seen, to the point where my friend and I laughed hysterically at 90% of this movie.

 

The plot is about a girl who becomes obsessed with the captain of the swim team after a one night stand, and slowly loses her mind when he doesn't want to be with her. Wikipedia has it listed as a teen erotic thriller, so you know it's going to be terrible.

 

WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK

[RyanSz 3140]

Yeah there was a lot of horrible shit and implausible stuff in this movie. From how clicking one email with a nude photo of the stalker leads to a zillion automatically opening up to how the swim captain who is basically an intern for his doctor mother is able to give out prescriptions to patients at her hospital, this movie just really didn't give a shit. It was basically if MTV said "let's make Fatal Attraction for our viewers, but not as creepy and PG-13."

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

I don't remember much from this film except for a part where Erika Christensen is trying to get to the guy's girlfriend at the hospital or something, she steals a doctor's coat, and IT FOOLS EVERYONE. She's clearly about 18 and couldn't possibly be a doctor, but she's got the coat, so she must be legit...even though no one's ever seen her there.

 

Speaking of Erika Christensen, she had a pretty good run in the early '00s of being NOT Julia Stiles, and I actually like her a lot now on "Parenthood". That show is so, so good.

[IMAHUGEHDTGMFAN 1837]

Speaking of Erika Christensen, she had a pretty good run in the early '00s of being NOT Julia Stiles, and I actually like her a lot now on "Parenthood". That show is so, so good.

 

I liked her performance in "Traffic" very much

[Shannon 2953]

this was like the 3rd dvd I ever bought. And I watched it a lot since I only had 3 dvds. it was basically the edgiest thing i had ever seen at that point in my life. I never watched it when my parents were home cause i was pretty sure that pool sex scene was equivalent to porn.

[Drexl 0]

I had to create an account here just so I could bump this. This movie is hilarious and would be perfect for the show!

[zeecheree82 7]

Typical terrible early 2000s teen horror schlock

[TrevorAlonzo 38]

It feels like Fatal Attraction for teens.

[DavidArroyo 6]

this movie is stupid and it feels like it was made in the 90's when in fact it came out in 2002

 

REVIEW TH!! i beg you

[bella_008 188]

I watched this last night definitely HDTGM material.

[kateacola 2440]

I think I saw this when it came out in theaters when I was 13... because I had a crush on Jesse Bradford after seeing Bring it On...haha

 

 

I do not remember a whole lot, since I think I only saw it that once...but remember even then thinking a lot of the plot points were crazy/ not plausible. Think they should definitely cover this one on the podcast.

 

I think I recently saw it listed streaming somewhere? hbo go/ netflix?? might try watching soon & see how bad it is

[Drexl 0]

I just watched this again on HBO Max the other day and it's still so ridiculous. I'm really surprised there still hasn't been an episode on this.