Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend

[honlads 8798]

Those boys have totally ripped our boys off!

 

However, Scott and Scott have been in amazing form for U Talkin' U2 To Me? and I love that podcast.

[OcterDoctopus 1079]

Bruce Campbell will be stopping by the Earwolf studio to talk about Hollywood, the upcoming Army of Darkness sequel, and Burn Notice. Get off your butts, Popcorn Gallery, and start asking questions.

[xoValeriexo 4369]

"bye" "bye-bye" and "goodbye" are all © Sean Clements.

 

As Greggy would say, "lol"

[greggy 15909]

Bruce Campbell will be stopping by the Earwolf studio to talk about Hollywood, the upcoming Army of Darkness sequel, and Burn Notice. Get off your butts, Popcorn Gallery, and start asking questions.

this isnt very nice, i would like this to be true too much

[kobthatreal 5896]

Bruuuuce, u got soup? How's Nev? How's Neil? U prefer chunky? Donovan mcnabb still got a canon?

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Bruuuuce, u got soup? How's Nev? How's Neil? U prefer chunky? Donovan mcnabb still got a canon?

 

Always thought of McNabb as a Nikon guy...

[kobthatreal 5896]

ooh! oooooh! hold on! ah.. you!

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

"bye" "bye-bye" and "goodbye" are all © Sean Clements.

 

I heard he made his first billion by selling "bye-bye-bye" to a certain 90s boy-band producer.

[RyanWright 713]

G.I. Rando

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

So which one of you forum femme fatales (women) is going to post a selfie with your bra half on?

 

Asking on behalf of David Wain.

[greggy 15909]

u should probably go first bozwell

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Hey guys I have a rap battle coming up this weekend... first time for me. Could you help me come up with some good/funny rap/rhymes? So far I have:

 

Oh, whom are you trying to kid?

You're just a little kid!

 

You're really very immature

While I'm wearing Juicy Couture

 

Your mom is a cheap stripper

You suck like Jack the Ripper

 

 

Pretty good stuff so far, but could you guys give me a few more? I think I need about 20 rhymes to finish a rap insult.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

u should probably go first bozwell

 

I'm already double-shirtless in my pic, clown-face.

[mwn 5470]

Pretty good stuff so far, but could you guys give me a few more? I think I need about 20 rhymes to finish a rap insult.

I can't legally rhyme anymore (long story inv. William Rehnquist), but you can also just flip to random pages in a thesaurus and say them in a cool way and everyone will think you are Aesop Rock, probably

[skizelo 2536]

Hey guys I have a rap battle coming up this weekend... first time for me. Could you help me come up with some good/funny rap/rhymes? So far I have:

 

Oh, whom are you trying to kid?

You're just a little kid!

 

You're really very immature

While I'm wearing Juicy Couture

 

Your mom is a cheap stripper

You suck like Jack the Ripper

 

 

Pretty good stuff so far, but could you guys give me a few more? I think I need about 20 rhymes to finish a rap insult.

 

Go to school every day/Bullies do the same thing, every day

ONLY Reality Show Show kids will get this

[greggy 15909]

filling the tank pre-battle seems like bad form, just trust in the big man upstairs (tupac or biggie, depending on your denomination) to guide you

[greggy 15909]

but just in case this is for a diss track and not a battle, u can use this

your dumb as heck, your brain don't work right

when you drive you wreck on planes boats or bikes

[Andrew 4646]

tim please stay safe, I watched a film about gangs and they can be very scary so don't insult anyone or wear any coloured bandanas.

[kobthatreal 5896]

I give girls that bounce, my D like flubber

when u get a physical, the doctor makes u wear a rubber.

u have diseases

I have all the cheeses

im about to Finnish you

even if ur Swedish

[mwn 5470]

I give Robin Williams my D like Flubber

when I get physical with Patch Adams he makes me wear a rubber

[greggy 15909]

your penmanship is shit, you write like a child does

all the women hate your dick cuz its small like a child's was

 

 

really need specifics about the target, personalization means so much

[kobthatreal 5896]

im gonn let yall see my latest creation

its called inconceivable

 

 

got a crib in chatanooga

full of hash n rugers

im the grassy knoll shootah

and my butler ashton kutcher

we blow buddha from the future

while we building new computers

on the front page of reuters

on some all electric scooters

rum runners in a stooper

got an egg layin rooster

my favorite type of people

9/11 truthers

used to be a storm trooper

til i met this lil chalupa

named medusa

gave me shingles man i coulda been a roofer

 

You know the boy peakin

all my blinds venetian

My main bitch Grecian

but her pussy Allopecian

i love my dawgs they aint leave-able

all my pauses pregnant but im

inconceivable

[greggy 15909]

but just in case this is for a diss track and not a battle, u can use this

your dumb as heck, your brain don't work right

when you drive you wreck on planes boats or bikes

second line should be:

when u drive you wreck on planes boats or dirtbikes

 

sorry i messed up when posting i now realize

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Here's what I got:

 

Your rhymes are suck

You are so foul like Donald Duck (this is witty and good because it's a play on foul and fowl...like a duck)

 

Big time naughty boy, that's what you are

My favorite mode of transportation has gotta be a car (he'll be upset you called him naughty)

 

If you want to get in bed with me, you can forget that

I'm the big boss dog like Garfield except he's a cat (standard confusion by switching cat with dog. He won't see that coming. Also, pretty big diss by discreetly calling him a gay boy by wanting to get in bed with you. You should pause while the crowd goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH there.)

 

Mmmmm lasagna now I'm hungry

Can we stop this rap battle now...seriously I want to get some lasagna. Let's let bygones be bygones and settle this battle over some GOOD OL ITALIAN LASAGNE! Let's shake hands friend*

 

 

 

*as you extend your hand and he goes to shake it, punch him in the face and say SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! Kick his ribs and call him a nerd. Drop the mic and get out of there. You''ll be a winner and everyone will know it.

[kobthatreal 5896]

U guys... I miss Gabe. And I miss Inner G aka hug life... I hope he's okay. The last person he contacted was a man on the topics forums looking to form a study group. After reviewing the posts his contact was just as suspicious as me. A true crime has been committed and we need true detectives on the case. Now I'm sure Tim could just ask one of the precogs at the precrime lab in google HQ(more like GQ right? Friggin hunks) but if not we need 1 true Ds on it.