seanotron 2307 Posted June 8, 2014 I realize this isn't really worthy of an entire episode, but I would absolutely love to know how these commercials got made. They are EXTREMELY DISTURBING. Who is controlling them? Is that human guy really boning that marionette woman? When their son was born did he have strings instead of an umbilical chord? WHAT IS HAPPENING 2 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted June 8, 2014 The one where the woman marionette asks her husband if he thinks she's pretty: how does she remove her robe?! 2 Share this post Link to post
jarrycanada 2483 Posted June 8, 2014 you talking about this, is that the guy from breaking bad, who played jasper.. Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLmP73eAHB8 1 Share this post Link to post
PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138 Posted June 9, 2014 you talking about this, is that the guy from breaking bad, who played jasper.. Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLmP73eAHB8 And it's still only a little less awkward than this... I swear, she danced like she was having seizures for two straight hours. 2 Share this post Link to post
Bolognas 32 Posted June 21, 2014 I feel like I should be aroused by that picture, but all I can think about is how filthy that pole must be. Â The marionette commercial is incredibly disturbing. Some things you can't un-see. Share this post Link to post
Kickpuncher 5012 Posted June 21, 2014 Honestly, I laugh at "Yeah, that's sorta jazzy" every single time. 2 Share this post Link to post
denimgremlin 1179 Posted June 21, 2014 Honestly, I laugh at "Yeah, that's sorta jazzy" every single time.  hahaha me too! it cracks me up  they are totally weird but I kinda love the recent trend of really weird disturbing commercials, and when you compare the marionette ones to some of the others out there, they arn't that bad, Stubhubs's ticket oak is way worse:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5BOVWVafb0 3 Share this post Link to post
seanotron 2307 Posted June 21, 2014 The Stub Hub ticket oak totally baffles me. 1 Share this post Link to post
Kickpuncher 5012 Posted June 22, 2014 I haaaate the ticket oak. One of the first ones has the tree high on caffeine, which is inexplicably stupid to begin with, but to top it off, he acts like he's tripping on acid rather than hyper. 1 Share this post Link to post
robinsbruce 4985 Posted June 22, 2014 I agree totally. Why does he have crazy eyes and lips that move in a very unnatural way? Super creepy. 2 Share this post Link to post
PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138 Posted July 16, 2014 THERE'S AN OLD MAN NOW! Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB33UN2K7-8 Share this post Link to post
Kickpuncher 5012 Posted July 16, 2014 As much as I'll defend the one with the dancing, this one is really bad. Like, this guy physically attacks a family member due to a very minor unintentional insult? What the fuck? 1 Share this post Link to post
MichaelBrown 9 Posted July 17, 2014 These are very disturbing. I mean if you bang a puppet that's your business. But you marry it? You get it pregnant? You have the baby? Does your house have a roof? What do the puppet masters make of all this? 1 Share this post Link to post
Turk71 58 Posted July 22, 2014 These ads generate more questions than answers. If a human and a puppet (all right, marionette) mate, will their offspring be half human, half marionette or full-blown puppet? Are comments, not even jokes about wires considered racist by puppets? Do puppets living in a human world have a deeply ingrained persecution complex? Is this actually an ad for the show "Weird Sex"? In the ad where the little puppet kid gets caught in the ceiling fan and goes flying, why would they even have a ceiling fan? Wouldn't that be a hazard to the wife and child in that house? And why, why, WHY doesn't the ticket oak's right eye EVER move? They've had at least a year of different commercials working with this thing, and they haven't fixed the most noticeable problem with the giant 10 foot tree puppet? Did ticket oak used to work at a Rainforest Cafe and had kids climbing over him all day and punching him until finally, the servos that control that right eye went out, and instead of fixing it, they said, "eh, fuck it! Put it on Craigslist." and Stub Hub bought him, but they didn't have any money left in the ad budget to fix his eye either and they certainly weren't going to get him giant sun glasses to cover it up, so they just let it roll, and now I have to stare into the rheumatic abyss of ticket oak's lazy eye every 3rd break on Hulu? 2 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted July 23, 2014 In the ad where the little puppet kid gets caught in the ceiling fan and goes flying, why would they even have a ceiling fan? Wouldn't that be a hazard to the wife and child in that house? Having a ceiling fan also means they have a ceiling. So then...how do the puppets move? What is pulling their strings? Share this post Link to post
teedle 60 Posted July 29, 2014 i now feel obligated to post this insanely creepy commercial haha  enjoy?  Share this post Link to post
