freeagent 329 Posted October 28, 2014 Tuesday and no new ep! they are cutting it close to Halloween! Share this post Link to post
MondayCity 194 Posted October 28, 2014 Finally watched this for the first time. I didn't think this was really a bad movie at all and a lot of fun at parts, but holy shit do you need a lot of patience. I was ready to throw in the towel at the 45 minute mark and then it started getting good. Strange the read that the studio fucked with the final product so much and kept it so long. Did I read that the studio insisted on a happy ending? I would have preferred a standard dark Romero ending. For example, Allan wakes up from a coma in an empty hospital. As he is putting on his pants, he finds a penny, but the head on the penny is Ape Lincoln!!!! ... No, that would be dumb. Sorry. 1 Share this post Link to post
Wien 401 Posted October 28, 2014 I'm about 30 mins into this and I'm wondering when the horror comes in. So far, its just super depressing. Share this post Link to post
Wien 401 Posted October 28, 2014 There is silly comedy music playing while a monkey chases a laser and throws books around. There have been more scares in Home Alone by this point of the movie. Share this post Link to post
Wien 401 Posted October 28, 2014 Okay, I'm an hour in now, and I have to say that so far, Allen is the only normal fucking person in this movie. He finds out that the doctor probably botched his surgery and is livid about it, and the girl driving him is like "I don't understand this reaction." REALLY, bitch?? "I don't like this change in you, Allen." Seriously, Fuck You. When that bitch of a homecare nurse was yelling about her bird being killed, I was thinking "Fuck that bird, he shoulda killed it himself anyway." And then Allen pretty much says exactly that. He lives in a world where everyone is a dumb asshole who talks down to him like he had down syndrome or something. How can you do anything else BUT root for him to slaughter this shitty world he lives in via a telepathic monkey mind meld? 1 Share this post Link to post
Kickpuncher 5012 Posted October 28, 2014 HowDidThisGetMade? @HDTGM 2 New Episodes of HDTGM this week. Tonight at Midnight PST Monkey Shines & Tomorrow a HDTGM Mini Episode. Let's go! 5 Share this post Link to post
PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138 Posted October 28, 2014 HowDidThisGetMade? @HDTGM 2 New Episodes of HDTGM this week. Tonight at Midnight PST Monkey Shines & Tomorrow a HDTGM Mini Episode. Let's go! Finally! It's about time they stopped monkeying around. 4 Share this post Link to post
heelociraptor 27 Posted October 28, 2014 When that bitch of a homecare nurse was yelling about her bird being killed, I was thinking "Fuck that bird, he shoulda killed it himself anyway." And then Allen pretty much says exactly that. He lives in a world where everyone is a dumb asshole who talks down to him like he had down syndrome or something. How can you do anything else BUT root for him to slaughter this shitty world he lives in via a telepathic monkey mind meld? She took the part with her bird PECKING OUT HIS FUCKING EYES way too lightly. When you're taking care of someone and your pet attacks, like, one of three parts on his body that's still working, show some goddamn sympathy, you witch. 1 Share this post Link to post
freeagent 329 Posted October 28, 2014 She took the part with her bird PECKING OUT HIS FUCKING EYES way too lightly. When you're taking care of someone and your pet attacks, like, one of three parts on his body that's still working, show some goddamn sympathy, you witch. haha she just needed to lock it in its cage and that's it. problem solved, right? however I did think he was a dick until he explained the monkey was giving him mood swings. This movie DID creep me out. when the monkey was messing around with that syringe near his girlfriend's head, i could not handle that. i was cringing. Share this post Link to post
denimgremlin 1179 Posted October 28, 2014 She took the part with her bird PECKING OUT HIS FUCKING EYES way too lightly. When you're taking care of someone and your pet attacks, like, one of three parts on his body that's still working, show some goddamn sympathy, you witch. the one thing i didn't understand was like, is this the only fucking nurse in town? why wasn't he like "hey you're fired bitch, get your fucking parkeet outta my house." they established his mom is like rich and willing to spend money on all this shit, was it to hard to just find a nurse who wasn't such a fucking asshole, also fuck your bird, this is your job having that thing fly around pecking at this paralyzed dude's face is not only unprofessional but totally irresponsible and selfish. she's lucky she was allowed to just quit. Share this post Link to post
MondayCity 194 Posted October 28, 2014 the one thing i didn't understand was like, is this the only fucking nurse in town? why wasn't he like "hey you're fired bitch, get your fucking parkeet outta my house." they established his mom is like rich and willing to spend money on all this shit, was it to hard to just find a nurse who wasn't such a fucking asshole, also fuck your bird, this is your job having that thing fly around pecking at this paralyzed dude's face is not only unprofessional but totally irresponsible and selfish. she's lucky she was allowed to just quit. Why was she allowed to just quit? I had her pegged as a redshirt from the first time she opened her mouth. 1 Share this post Link to post
denimgremlin 1179 Posted October 28, 2014 Why was she allowed to just quit? I had her pegged as a redshirt from the first time she opened her mouth. exactly! Ella should ripped her eyes out! Share this post Link to post
justinmh05 1968 Posted October 28, 2014 June is freaking out, you guys. https://mobile.twitter.com/HDTGM/status/527211220785311744 2 Share this post Link to post
robinsbruce 4985 Posted October 28, 2014 Dear god Brett's face in that picture is worth this wait. Share this post Link to post
Kickpuncher 5012 Posted October 28, 2014 the one thing i didn't understand was like, is this the only fucking nurse in town? why wasn't he like "hey you're fired bitch, get your fucking parkeet outta my house." they established his mom is like rich and willing to spend money on all this shit, was it to hard to just find a nurse who wasn't such a fucking asshole, also fuck your bird, this is your job having that thing fly around pecking at this paralyzed dude's face is not only unprofessional but totally irresponsible and selfish. she's lucky she was allowed to just quit. Yes! Even before that incident, he complained about the bird. I don't know the politics of dealing with an in-home caretaker, but shouldn't that mean she doesn't get to have a bird in his house? Share this post Link to post
broncotruck11 250 Posted October 29, 2014 I wish engineer cody bret would jump in and say something during HDTGM....he's talks like on every other podcast he's on. Share this post Link to post
jarrycanada 2483 Posted October 29, 2014 not sure where this should go, but I just want to help this woman get a job.. 1 Share this post Link to post