Steve Agee is worth 10,000 listeners a week

[Snake 165]

Hi

[CraigEminger 468]

You can't argue, thats just basic math!

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Agee is goood

[Dan Telfer 266]

I purposely tanked the episode to teach non-Steve fans a lesson.

 

(the numbers go up a lot over the course of the week, the ep only went up yesterday)

[Snake 165]

I purposely tanked the episode to teach non-Steve fans a lesson.

 

(the numbers go up a lot over the course of the week, the ep only went up yesterday)

 

 

So glad you signed on! But I hate to break it to you, 100% Agee

[CraigEminger 468]

Wait a minute, Snake Lee is just an anagram for Steve Agee!

 

(..Give or take some letters.)

 

What do you have to say for yourself, Steve? For shame.

[Snake 165]

I think Agee needs to roll up a new character named Tracer Lords

[AndrewGould 53]

I can't tell the new voices from each other. I never know who's speaking.

[SteveAgee 18]

Dan Telfer bought me my first set of D&D dice last week.

[AndrewGould 53]

Remember: you can never have too many dice.

[SublimeBW 59]

Dan Telfer bought me my first set of D&D dice last week.

 

Always awesome to get your first set. Now you just need to get a few more sets and then you can start putting your dice in "dice jail" when they roll bad or develop some other odd dice habit such as rolling all your 20s and using the first one to roll a 1 or a 20 as your main die for the session.

[Dan Telfer 266]

Hey Steve, since you are so famous can you get us a sponsorship from Artisan Dice? Thanks!

[SteveAgee 18]

Hey Steve, since you are so famous can you get us a sponsorship from Artisan Dice? Thanks!

 

Sure Dan.

[Dan Telfer 266]

 

Sure Dan.

 

I can't believe it!

[DanEngler 5249]

Hey Steve, since you are so famous can you get us a sponsorship from Artisan Dice? Thanks!

"This episode is brought to you by Artisan Dice's new Steve Agee Signature Series, a premium set of dice impregnated with Dramamine and Xanax. When the room won't stop spinning, start rolling with Steve Agee Signature Dice!"

[SublimeBW 59]

Artisan Dice are pretty sweet. A shame that they don't come with a free bottle of lube with every purchase. Would make the price a bit more tolerable.

 

For all your dice ogling needs: http://www.reddit.com/r/DicePorn/ (may cause fapping if you are a nerd)

[AndrewGould 53]

I love finding new subreddits.

[joeyjoejoejrshabadoo 13]

I want Steve Agee to create a character around that creepy guy voice, then to do an episode of the "With Special Guest: Lauren Lapkus" podcast. Something like "Your Neighbor, Mr. Tracy" or something like that. I don't know, i'm not the improv comedian.

 

My only live improv comedy experience was about ten years ago, when the girl i was dating at the time got me really high for the first time in my life and then took me to her friend's basement where he was putting on a live improv comedy show. Thing is, it was terrible, but I was really high, so I kept laughing at the setup instead of the punchline. And also, it was in Western PA, where houses often have a toilet in the basement. Did I mention the show was in this guy's basement? On a makeshift stage he had constructed, complete with a shower curtain for a stage curtain, he had some friends trying to do an improv comedy show. During the show, some girl in the audience got sick and ran over to the toilet and started puking and sobbing, which made me laugh even harder. I was asked to leave because I was "laughing inappropriately" and "ruining the show."

 

"Hey there, Mr. Mailman! Do you have a letter for me?"

 

*uncontrollable laughter from one really loud, deep voice in the audience*

 

"Yes I do, would you like to open it?"

 

*girl vomits, sobs loudly, complete with wet splashing noises in an otherwise silent basement*

 

*wheezing laughter*

 

"Yes, and I would like to read the letter to you!"

 

*coughing, laughing, vomiting*

 

So yeah, Steve can probably come up with a better concept than I can, because that's my only experience with improv comedy.