Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Spunky, those are two of the damned handsomest doggies I have ever seen! Congrats!

 

In honor of your advice, here are two of my three cats, Jack and Izaak:

 

I gave you a like, but if I find out that you make one of your cats live in the trashcan, I will take it back so fast!

 

PS Nice one, but that was ecret-say advice-gay for newbies-day.

[Introcourse 49]

Kumail turned my Xbox One on when he said "Xbox One". He didn't even know what a computer was, why did he do that to me?

[rod aug 5637]

It's never too early to start growing your fur out. Also, make sure to pointedly ignore everyone around you 95% of the time.

I do both of these things already! Rod Ennis coming atcha!

[Game of Scones 5812]

Long time lurker, first time poster. (for this episode)

 

 

 

 

I enjoyed it.

[Hayzie Bone 843]

Edit: It's funny because Joe Thorton plays for the San Jose Sharks and has never played for the Kings.

 

jason allison i meant

 

and it's thornton not "thorton." who's "thorton"? that's not a real guy. so why are we supposed to listen to you

[mwn 5470]

as much as I loved jason allison as Geroge Constance you probably shouldn't give american diaper too big a head about his nice, nice, nice avatar

[JMonsterface 1974]

Well if you really think about it, isn't it US who is all in the garbage can and the pets that are the truly free ones?

 

No?

 

Yeah, that doesn't really make sense.

 

I'll let him out now.

[Tendakrunk 91]

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

 

jason allison i meant

 

and it's thornton not "thorton." who's "thorton"? that's not a real guy. so why are we supposed to listen to you

 

Is it just me or did this forum just get taken over by a bunch of sports-heads? Shouldn't they be out pumping gas or something? Go iron your varsity jackets, sports-heads!

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Well if you really think about it, isn't it US who is all in the garbage can and the pets that are the truly free ones?

 

No?

 

Yeah, that doesn't really make sense.

 

I'll let him out now.

Dennis says he wouldn't mind getting into the garbage can. One time there was shrimps in there.

[Zsinjeh 1677]

i don't give a FRICK about sports unless it's videogame sports then i LOVE it

[Casaba 5942]

I'm hanging out in 30 mins. I don't care if I'm there alone but let me know if you wish to join. What do you say Hayes? Want to talk with a bunch of nerds, you sportshead?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

i don't give a FRICK about sports unless it's videogame sports then i LOVE it

Hayes and Sean should add a subdivision to their game company. ComicBooksVideoGames:Sports.

[Zsinjeh 1677]

me playing real sports

 

also a hangout starting now? it's like freakin 3 am no wonder I've never been on >

[JMonsterface 1974]

As much as I'd love to hang out with all of you very cool people, I simply cannot tonight! That said, I will watch the video, but not talk about it!

[mwn 5470]

>

rare footage of zsinjeh actually angry

[Casaba 5942]

me playing real sports

 

also a hangout starting now? it's like freakin 3 am no wonder I've never been on >

 

Well, you're awake right now.

[SteveH 11126]

Liking sports is for nerds. Playing sports is for bullies and that's why they're pumping gas now because they're dumb and have head injuries.

 

Is there anything nerdier than fantasy sports? I love fantasy football because I'm a nerd and nerds is cool now and bullies pump my gas

[mwn 5470]

I cannot do a hang out because I've already taken my sleepy time good night medicine, but if in theory I was interested in the future like do I type "holowod hang" into the google hangout app or how does it happen. does I have to make friend with Bozos?

[SteveH 11126]

Also, i live in NJ, which, as far as I'm aware, is 1 of 2 states in the country that only has full service gas. Does that mean all the bullies live here? That would explain a lot.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I cannot do a hang out because I've already taken my sleepy time good night medicine, but if in theory I was interested in the future like do I type "holowod hang" into the google hangout app or how does it happen. does I have to make friend with Bozos?

First you have to glue reflective dots all over your black bodysuit, then you have to put on your binocular rift goggles. Then get into your car and meet everybody over at bozos house and he'll fire up the hangout ap.

[mwn 5470]

hmmm well all I have is reflective cubes. thousands and thousands of reflective cubes. I can barely see anything or move freely around my compound, due to all the cubes. I guess that's just the start of where I goofed up, vis a vis eMeetings

[rod aug 5637]

 

jason allison i meant

 

and it's thornton not "thorton." who's "thorton"? that's not a real guy. so why are we supposed to listen to you

Are you talking about Bruins legend Jason Allison? Or Bruins legend Joe Thornton?

 

You're probably one of those Whalers fans who wears hats and says stuff like "I wish the Whalers still existed."

[watchayakan 1021]

 

jason allison i meant

 

and it's thornton not "thorton." who's "thorton"? that's not a real guy. so why are we supposed to listen to you

What about Tim Horton, the Canadian hockey guy? dun dun dunnn

[JMonsterface 1974]

IDK guys, for my money, Michael Jordan was a pretty good basketball guy.