Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend

[marshall mellow 1671]

Im more of a Dogcast guy myself.

 

Agreed. Who wouldn't love a Podding dog ?

[JMonsterface 1974]

Hey guys, I'm not handsome

Ehh WRONG!

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

It is both disconcerting and exciting to listen to Sean outside of HH.

 

It's like watching a baby with a hammer. You don't want to see this damn baby misuse the hammer but it's also quite thrilling to see what kind of damage it may inflict on it's surroundings with said hammer.

 

Actually it's nothing like that.

[Casaba 5942]

Hey guys, I'm not handsome

 

Hilarious joke, you prankster!!

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hey guys, I'm not handsome

Nice try, Joe!

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Hey guys, I'm not handsome

 

Woah! Almost forgot what day it was! Got me good.

[skizelo 2536]

Hey, Sean, I listened to that podcast and from know on, when I say I can't chose between you and Hayes, I'll really mean it. You two are totally neck and neck now. I'm looking forward to pirating that Evil Dead tv show, and feel bad I can't pirate your horrible bosses stage show.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I wanted to share a lifehack I just learned, in case it may benefit some of you. I sort of discovered it by accident, but I think it should work pretty much any time. So what you do is you put on a t-shirt the same way as always, but with one key difference: the shirt needs to be just slightly too small. It seems weird to do that on purpose, I know, but wait till you hear what happens. If you do it right, it will make your muscles feel bigger, and look bigger too. In my case, it was a little problematic since my muscles are already a little too big, but I know that some people want to have bigger ones. Anyway, give it a try, it just might change your life.

 

PS Ladies, I have no way to test this myself, but I feel like it might also work for boobs. If you want to test it out, get back to me and let me know how it goes!

[Game of Scones 5812]

you should post pictures of your results, everyone

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Just found this article online. No idea what it is:

http://article.wn.co..._Hilarious_Hol/

 

edit: yes that's a picture of me on the Sean and Hayes article.

[marshall mellow 1671]

Hey guys, I'm not handsome

 

Hhmmm, yes, and Kim K has a small bum.

[skizelo 2536]

Just found this article online. No idea what it is:

http://article.wn.co..._Hilarious_Hol/

 

edit: yes that's a picture of me on the Sean and Hayes article.

 

You work for google and don't know what a content scraper is?

[Casaba 5942]

My sister used to like to jump out and scare me as I left the bathroom. She pretty much did this for the first 18 years of my life. Uh....pranks but no pranks.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

havent been around these parts for awhile but goddamn-probably a new all time fave episode. i could listen to sean getting flustered for hours on end

[Casaba 5942]

Hey AJ! I was wondering what happened to you. Good to see you again. And I agree that this is a great ep.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

Hey AJ! I was wondering what happened to you. Good to see you again. And I agree that this is a great ep.

 

Hi AV! Still been listening every week, just havent had a ton of time to post.

 

 

Im headed off to Europe for 10 days tomorrow morning (#humblebrag) which means a lot of time on a plane to listen to old RSS eps

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

One time my dad killed a spider in a tissue then I was really scared of spiders (ever since I was little) and he sort of threw the tissue at me. I kinda freaked out then he was like "it's dead it can't do anything" then it ran out from the tissue on the floor it wasn't dead yet. Uh... pranks but no pranks!

[Casaba 5942]

One time my brother, sister, cousin, and I fled from the pool because there was a palo verde beetle in there. My dad scooped the beetle out of the pool like a hero so that we could swim again, but then he threw the beetle at us (like a villain) as we walked toward the pool. Uh....pranks but no pranks!

 

 

Here's a photo of a palo verde beetle for reference:

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

One time my dad killed my sister in front of me, then almost sliced my arm off while he was beating me with a shovel to make me stop crying. We both stared at it in shock, until he said "...just kidding?" It really broke the tension and we had a good laugh about it at the time, but looking back on it I'm not sure why I thought it was so funny. I think I just laughed because he was laughing and I wanted him to think I was cool. So...pranks but no pranks, dad!

 

 

April fools, my sister is totally fine.

 

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

One time my brother, sister, cousin, and I fled from the pool because there was a palo verde beetle in there. My dad scooped the beetle out of the pool like a hero so that we could swim again, but then he threw the beetle at us (like a villain) as we walked toward the pool. Uh....pranks but no pranks!

 

 

Here's a photo of a palo verde beetle for reference:

I'm no beetle expert, but either that beetle is big or someone with small hands is holding it.

 

 

April fools, I actually AM a beetle expert!

 

[Casaba 5942]

Are you a beetle expert?! I know where you work, so that would make sense. These beetles are insane. They are only in the southwest I think. They are huge and can fly and bite really nasty bites. One flew into my head once when I was 8 or so and I thought it was the end of my life.

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

Are you a beetle expert?! I know where you work, so that would make sense. These beetles are insane. They are only in the southwest I think. They are huge and can fly and bite really nasty bites. One flew into my head once when I was 8 or so and I thought it was the end of my life.

 

Good first 1000 posts.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Are you a beetle expert?! I know where you work, so that would make sense. These beetles are insane. They are only in the southwest I think. They are huge and can fly and bite really nasty bites. One flew into my head once when I was 8 or so and I thought it was the end of my life.

It's a bit of an exaggeration. I'm more of a general insect expert, I certainly don't specialize on beetles. So I guess that makes it a classic double-April-fools fakeout. I'd love to find a beetle that big, we have some big ones here but not like that. Here's a picture of me, no April-fools'in.

 

 

I'm the one with the huge face. The other guy is a Hercules beetle named Scrisby. He has since moved on to that big insect collection in the sky...it isn't really in the sky, it is in boxes on top of my kitchen cabinets.

 

[Casaba 5942]

 

Good first 1000 posts.

 

Thanks, Tim. I can't believe that I've made 1000 posts in a year. I have a lot of people to thank for this:

 

1. My boss and my job. Thank you for being so boring.

2. Everyone who has ever liked my posts, thus encouraging me to write poorly and not be funny.

3. Sean and Hayes, you guys make me want to be a better forumer!

 

Love you all! Now here's to another 1000 in another year.

 

 

 

 

 

Ugh.....I need to change some things.

[Casaba 5942]

 

 

 

 

Hot couple alert!

 

 

 

Edit: No but really this is very very cool. Insects are fascinating. You should go to Arizona some time. There are some weird ones there.