Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

[thejjar 5031]

Does anyone have the link to Mary Holland's show at the Volvo Dealership in Riverside? I can't find a link.

I'm hoping it comes in my next "Sergeant Sean's Loot Crate". I've been seriously geeking out over what I got this month and needless to say I think Sean is gonna keep the good times rollling.

[SteveH 11126]

 

I check their website under specials, don't see anything there. Maybe Sharon could help us out.

 

 

I think your first mistake is that you're looking at the wrong dealership. Wrong country even. The show was at the Riverside, CA Volvo dealership, and it was great. I taped it, if you want to do any trades. Quality is great. Taped right from soundboard.

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

I'd like to point out that there were jokes within jokes here so what we're dealing with is a true genius. See how he said "explained it 4 you"? What I think he did there is used the number four instead of the word "for". This is called a homonym, which is funny by itself, but Jacob took it one step further. He made 4 separate posts when he was at 996 to get to 1000. Still don't get it? 1000-996=......

 

4.

 

Wow, my mind is really starting to open to this joke, and I'm in the process of understanding the intricacies. But could you speak on this just a bit more? I tried looking up homonym in this month's pro version newsletter, but I didn't see it.

[bengoobers 157]

Sufjan Steven Yuen would be a good name for someone.

[klobbermang 532]

I heard someone was talking about reddit? Do you all reddit? It's like cool and front page of internet for nerds.

 

I've got a 6 year badge on reddit so if anyone wants to know how to be a terrible person on the internet I've got some pointers.

[JacobCrites 4977]

If anyone notices any increased tension on the boards it's because my posts are so tight

[burdrulz 1760]

Did I miss something?

 

I mean I know I did, because I keep missing everything...

[burdrulz 1760]

I suck at foruming now

[burdrulz 1760]

I suck at life

[Jakal 4475]

 

I think your first mistake is that you're looking at the wrong dealership. Wrong country even. The show was at the Riverside, CA Volvo dealership, and it was great. I taped it, if you want to do any trades. Quality is great. Taped right from soundboard.

 

Steve, I'm offended because not only are you lying to me, but you tired to pull a fast one over all the other forum members by saying you went to Ms. Hollands show. Unlike youself, I did my research and consulted with the people over at google maps to get me up a map of Riverside, CA. Pictured below. As you can see I also got the wiz-kids at google to find me ever single company that deals with Volvo, and label them on the map. Obviously Ms. Holland is a classy lady, so she wouldnt be showing her face at a rental place, or a used car lot. So logically her show could only be at Ontario Volvo. Read them and weep Steve.

 

 

 

[samschilling22 516]

Hey Valerie Bryant, I just had my phone interview for the focus group thing. I talked up Hollywood Handbook a bunch to the guy so scoop troop get out your pens, this is how to network and make famous hosts like Sean and Hayes become more famous and like you as friends even maybe.

 

p.$ Thank$ for the money$ Val

[SteveH 11126]

 

Steve, I'm offended because not only are you lying to me, but you tired to pull a fast one over all the other forum members by saying you went to Ms. Hollands show. Unlike youself, I did my research and consulted with the people over at google maps to get me up a map of Riverside, CA. Pictured below. As you can see I also got the wiz-kids at google to find me ever single company that deals with Volvo, and label them on the map. Obviously Ms. Holland is a classy lady, so she wouldnt be showing her face at a rental place, or a used car lot. So logically her show could only be at Ontario Volvo. Read them and weep Steve.

 

 

 

 

You got me. I hereby ban myself from the forum for 1 week.

 

Edit: I didn't say which forum

[SteveH 11126]

 

Wow, my mind is really starting to open to this joke, and I'm in the process of understanding the intricacies. But could you speak on this just a bit more? I tried looking up homonym in this month's pro version newsletter, but I didn't see it.

 

I know about homonyms and stuff because I was an English minor in college so...

[NotTheNarnold 413]

Is there a list of who's gotten the pro version and who hasn't? I can't remember if I have or not, though I'm sure I've fallen out of Sean and Hayes' favor since they don't plug my immensely popular Twitch stream.

[Asteck 1250]

I'm worried that Hayes may have gotten a little Chansonitis after the conversation they had last week. He really one-eightied his stance on women's rights in this episode.

My records indicate that I also haven't received the pro-version, please remit the pro-version at your earliest convenience.

 

Thanks and best regards,

Asteck

[kittens 1288]

i got the pro version once, it really changed my life

i liked this episode a lot because it made me laugh and laugh

i was disappointed my great question about frisbee was not answered, but i will learn from this experience and ask better questions in future.

 

this is my commitment to change

 

p.s. i had a lunchbox full of jelly for dinner tonight. no pictures though sorry. if you want to imagine it the lunchbox was blue and the jelly was red, firm, bouncy, slippery, cold and tasty. (i feel this may need to be clarified - jelly is english for jello)

thanks

[marshall mellow 1671]

Jesus, almost forgot, Happy Tax Day everyone !!!!

[thejjar 5031]

Jesus, almost forgot, Happy Tax Day everyone !!!!

I know I'm a little new here but I'm pretty confident we're all 1 percenters here.... I mean I'm sure taxes are super important but honestly... Not. Too. Worried....

[watchayakan 1021]

My D, recently groomed:

 

[LydonBergin 420]

 

Sorry, scrub. Gas stations in Pennsylvania are self-pump and Big Papa Joe has so much casheesh that he never has to worry about stooping to such low levels of service. Come to think of it though, my fuckin sick ass new lambo is a little low on fuel...why don't you go down to the gas station and fill 'er up for me. Pick me up a slurpee while you're at it. Thanks, you're a real gem, babe.

 

Awww, Joey... What a vivid imagination you have. That story is almost as cute as that thing you call a mustache. There are only two Big Papas around here, da boys. Speaking of Big Papa Clem Dawg, I will quote him, in reference to you - "You think I give a fuck what you say, dude?"

 

 

[dixon 5920]

Found some more of that laptop camera footage from Mary's place. Real disturbing shit.

 

[robinsbruce 4985]

I suck at life

 

HEY dont you EVER say that burdzman. You get back out there and you get in that god damn funny zone and you get threatened by Veebs. I believe in you.

[Wu Tang Lan 26]

I am at the Volvo dealership and no one knows anything about Mary Holland. They close at 9. Gotta hurry back to the station to take the Purple Line to the Brown Line to the Green Line to Burbank so my dad Steven Levitan can pick me up.

 

 

Will keep you guys updated. Sorry about the quality, I only had an iPhone 6 in case I got robbed on public transportation. Didn't want to take my iPhone 7. Oops, I mean iPhone 6+. Forget I said anything about an iPhone 7.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

That story is almost as cute as that thing you call a mustache.

 

If you're referencing the moustache in my forum picture, that is from three years ago, and I thank you for calling it cute. Peace out, ya jamoke.

 

Regards,

#1 Handsome Boy with the #1 handsome facial hair

 

[LydonBergin 420]

OK, so maybe you are nice and funny and handsome, but that doesn't mean I have to like you.

 

Anyway, here's my cat.