Episode 85 — David Letterman, Our Close Friend

[Hayes N Sean 258]

Hi guys. I'm sure you were all terrified for my safety seeing as how I haven't commented in a few days. I recently started a new job where I'm living out in the woods, I'll probably only be able to get on the internet once a week. Just letting you just know that I'm not dead, but I will be gone from here for the most part until late August.

 

I'm sure you will all miss me terribly.

 

See you all in three months.

[Hayes N Sean 258]

Hi guys. I'm sure you were all terrified for my safety seeing as how I haven't commented in a few days. I recently started a new job where I'm living out in the woods, I'll probably only be able to get on the internet once a week. Just letting you just know that I'm not dead, but I will be gone from here for the most part until late August.

 

I'm sure you will all miss me terribly.

 

See you all in three months.

[Asteck 1250]

Hi Guys-

I recorded a cover version of my favorite song and wanted to share it.

Whoever the guitar guy is looks like a weird inflatable clown punching bag.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

whats the job where someone pays you to live in the woods for them

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Seems like a perfect time for solitude and reflection.

 

Almost like fate has given you a chance to come up with that sweet new username..........

[Jakal 4475]

Hi guys. I'm sure you were all terrified for my safety seeing as how I haven't commented in a few days. I recently started a new job where I'm living out in the woods, I'll probably only be able to get on the internet once a week. Just letting you just know that I'm not dead, but I will be gone from here for the most part until late August.

 

I'm sure you will all miss me terribly.

 

See you all in three months.

 

Isn't everyone in South Dakota just living out in the woods?

[thejjar 5031]

 

Thank you for this Jjar binks. Homestar is very dear to my heart. I like you. I think we can be friends if you try hard enough

 

I'm assuming this is my first test cause if I've learned anything from you, it ain't about trying homie.

[A Bear 1813]

whats the job where someone pays you to live in the woods for them

 

Unabomber

 

(Trying out some Letterman-style humor. Imagine Paul cackling wildly at this)

[DanielLuna 117]

Just a heads up guys. The letterman has stopped t.v., so your letters will no longer be read via television broadcast but you will have to try out this new technology which is either e-mail or instagram. Except for Mr. Diaper, his letters will still be broadcasted on channel 203, as always, by Letterman, as well as all the text he adds to the internet.

[Houston 4819]

whats the job where someone pays you to live in the woods for them

 

Sasquatch tracker.

[SteveH 11126]

Whoever the guitar guy is looks like a weird inflatable clown punching bag.

 

He does. I'm glad you made it more specific by using a clown punching bag instead of just a regular clown.

 

1. Greggy is the only regular clown

2. I want to punch that guitar guy in his dumb face

[DanielLuna 117]

I am eating the old pizza on ketchup thing.

[dixon 5920]

gross.

[LydonBergin 420]

BigHammer, you nasty. At least use srancha.

[DanielLuna 117]

oh yes i heard sircrancha makes everything like ice cream taste better

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

SteveH I feel like you did a really bad job with my song.

 

While art is not truly owned by the artist (me), it is owned collectively by everyone who loves and finds meaning in that art. Therefore it's not so much me whom you've hurt; everyone on these forums and all the listeners to Hollywood Handbook have had to deal with the grief of your disrespect.

 

That song is bigger than me. People love that song. Remember when Roseanne did the National Anthem? Remember how she's not very popular anymore? Don't be a Roseanne.

[rod aug 5637]

let us not forget that steve diaper called it an "objectively bad song" a few months back!

[JMonsterface 1974]

Wait, that wasn't Tim in the video?

[Jakal 4475]

Do we really have to have another in-depth conversation of what ketchup does and does not belong on, I thought we went over this last week.

[Game of Scones 5812]

no ketchup on pizza or spagehtti

 

theres already tomatoes!

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Hey, everyone, what's your favorite kind of mustard?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Course-ground creole all the way. I'm s-tarded for the stuff.

 

P.S. I 'tard, you 'tard, we all 'tard for mustard!

 

P.P.S. I must 'tard, you must 'tard, we all must 'tard for mustard!

 

P.P.P.S. Just a little peek into the joke-writing process for you.

[Houston 4819]

Course-ground creole all the way. I'm s-tarded for the stuff.

 

P.S. I 'tard, you 'tard, we all 'tard for mustard!

 

P.P.S. I must 'tard, you must 'tard, we all must 'tard for mustard!

 

P.P.P.S. Just a little peek into the joke-writing process for you.

 

Joke notes:

Good punch up.

[skizelo 2536]

Joke notes:

Good punch up.

 

i help make sure jokes support those opressed in society, i'm the punch up punch up and me and a bunch of my colleagues got in a fist fight it was a punch up punch up punch up we'd drunk too much punch (up) at the pun shop (pronounced chup - armenian (?) accent)

[A Bear 1813]

Hi guys, I hope this isn't annoying but I released a new EP today and wanted to share it with anyone who might be interested... it's super sincere synthpop and is not funny at all, but if you're into being emotional and shit take a listen: https://clotworthy.b....com/album/kind

 

sorry again for spam i love you bye