EPISODE 92 — Fans, Our Close Fans

[SteveH 11126]

Free new surprise Wilco record is dope

 

This is truly a dream come true for me as a dad, lover of dad-rock, cat owner and nerd.

 

Update: as a follow-up on the dad-rock discussion from last week or whenever that was, I'm listening to the Tame Impala album and it's awesome so I'm cool now. Bye!

Edited July 17, 2015 by SteveH

[dixon 5920]

Tell us about your child.

[rod aug 5637]

Hello Hollywood Handbook forum, This will serve as a placeholder for the great nation of Sweden since it has come to our attention that Zsinjeh has temporarily left the premises (the only thing left of his account is a poster of Greta Garbo with a hole behind it and a message for Chanson to look under rare rock that is generally not found in the north of Sweden)

greta garbo is garbo bro, get with the times man it's 2014

[chicknsandwich 2495]

For some reason I'm totally on board with you, mango. Welcome to the forums.

[chanson 9697]

Hello Hollywood Handbook forum, This will serve as a placeholder for the great nation of Sweden since it has come to our attention that Zsinjeh has temporarily left the premises (the only thing left of his account is a poster of Greta Garbo with a hole behind it and a message for Chanson to look under rare rock that is generally not found in the north of Sweden)

 

I can't tell if I am supposed to do something or if this is a euphemism or if I should have just ignored this altogether. Also, so many Swedes on this forum. We need some Danes (purposely inflammatory).

[Dairy Pillows 1109]

Pet pics are encouraged right?

This is Jasper aka Snugglebutt

 

[RocHoover 400]

Pet pics are encouraged right?

This is Jasper aka Snugglebutt

 

 

WHERE IS HIS BOOSTER SEAT?!?!

[SteveH 11126]

Tell us about your child.

 

His name is Nathan. He was born on August 29th, 2013 at 6:54 PM and was 8 lbs. For the first few months of his life he couldn't sit up, or even lift up his own head. He would just lie there and cry a lot. Over time he gained the ability to hold up his own head, sit up, crawl, and eventually walk. He can even talk, sort of.

 

He appeared on Hollywood Handbook episode 78, Listeners Again, Our Close Friends - in which Hayes gave him an encouraging speech on how he shouldn't get too upset by the fact that his father listens to podcasts and posts on forums all day when he should be paying attention to him. He also was sort of mentioned on episode 86 - Ross Matthews, when his father received the pro version and the prize was parenting advice from Ross Matthews.

 

He currently resides in Edison, New Jersey with his parents, and enjoys Sesame Street, The Wiggles, reading "bookies", coloring, going down the slide, and dumping water out of cups onto the table.

 

Fun fact: His father often listens to Hollywood Handbook when they are in the car, and when Nathan hears the intro ("hey, welcome to hollywood handbook, etc..."), he says "Heyyyy....Bookie!"

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

When are you going to let him start playing Mortal Kombat?

[SteveH 11126]

probably sometime after he stops thinking any rectangular electronics object is a phone.

[elizamuffins 4228]

Why didn't you name him Sean or Hayes? Or Sean Hayes or Hayes Sean?

[SteveH 11126]

Sadly, I didn't become a fan until after he was born. I already have my names list ready for the next kid:

 

BOY: Hayes, Sean, Dave N. Port, Clemente, Mark, Nigel, Earwolf man Jack, Verbatim Vic, Blenjamin, Frankingstein

 

GIRL: Mimby, Steffi, Carrie-Ann, Brooke, Mackiemore

[SimonCameron 114]

Frankingstein

 

 

Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Anyone else see that Meijers is giving away free sharpies with the promo code "sharpie15"

 

This has got to be a coder/marketer pen 15 joke right?

[elizamuffins 4228]

Sadly, I didn't become a fan until after he was born. I already have my names list ready for the next kid:

 

BOY: Hayes, Sean, Dave N. Port, Clemente, Mark, Nigel, Earwolf man Jack, Verbatim Vic, Blenjamin, Frankingstein

 

GIRL: Mimby, Steffi, Carrie-Ann, Brooke, Mackiemore

 

May I suggest Skellington?

[SteveH 11126]

no.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Holding auditions for someone to become my new "forum bro" since BoScout has seemingly died. I'm not going to tell you what the qualifications are but my bro can be male or female. Right now Spunky is in the lead.

[devscoots 2561]

hey hey heym it's friday and i have, as we say, hadd a few

 

 

no one's gunna look up goddamn shit

 

u have it or u don't

[rod aug 5637]

I'd audition but my relationship with bear is at an all time high right now I don't want to fuck that up you know? Sorry Joe I know you were really hanging on my answer but I hope you understand.

[nohorseman 5423]

Joe my favorite Shakespeare is probably Henry V.

 

I'd also ask my pal Hank for 750 mL of alcohol by shouting the name of the play

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

420 posts

 

Reef it up, reefheads.

[SteveH 11126]

I'm not looking for any bros right now. thanks though.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Holding auditions for someone to become my new "forum bro" since BoScout has seemingly died. I'm not going to tell you what the qualifications are but my bro can be male or female. Right now Spunky is in the lead.

 

I'm going to bow out.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

I know I can't beat Spunky so I won't even try.

[marshall mellow 1671]

Hey Joe,

 

If you pick me to be your forum bro, you can hang out with me and my pals.