WISHES FOR JASON MANTZOUKAS AND SCOTT AUKERMAN

[juhsayngul 0]

I wish to receive a Hollywood style makeover by Jason and Scott.

[ReginaMcCullough 2]

all i want is to be best friends with scott, kulap, paul, and jason OR go to a taping of CBB OR an internship at earwolf. which one of these three is chosen is up to scott and jason. if they decide to do none of the above, i will fulfill one of their wishes.

[sodapopcat 19]

I want a live stream that includes Scott, Jason, Kulap, and Tompkins. Scott and Jason will take turns spanking each other (Bare bottom, Over the knee) 500 times EACH. Meanwhile Kulap MUST watch them while eating and finishing an ENTIRE chocolate cake. Tompkins will host and give colored commentary/interview the participants, all while wearing his MOST DAPPER suit.

[sbrenn8 1]

My wish is to skydive with Jason and Scott and then have a huge Gilmore Girls marathon.

[seemonster 13]

Scott and Jason, I wish for you to go to Disneyland with me for the day!

 

P.S. Jason, I am of the female gender.

[UPNFOX 33]

Even after weeks and weeks, I still Plugs all over when I hear "That's a GREAT song!", but it never is the end. IT NEVER IS.

[DenisaDuca 0]

My wish is for both of you to hang out at Summah Fest on Saturday!

Or do a live CBB with the Nong Man and other beloved guests, and live stream it.

[ArcturusFats 14]

My wish is for a Zouks Cruise. Like a Gu Cruise but Jason drives the ski doo while I ride on the back. Scott can watch from the shore.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

I wanna beat Jason until he is unconscious. I will do no permanent physical harm but I want to hit him until a doctor declares him unconscious for at least 30 consecutive seconds

 

edit: jason can't hit back

Edited July 27, 2015 by CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD

[Dave D 8]

I wish Jason would favor one of my tweets.

[Asadasa 71]

I wish for Scott and Jason to be my friends. We'll grab some food and drinks before catching a movie where they will hold my hands and tell me I am a big strong boy during the scary parts. Afterwards we will go back to my place where we will hang out and maybe play some video games together, such as Super Smash Brothers for Wii U (with no items on and only on tournament legal stages of course). When we are done, we will have a conference call where we will goss about boys. They will tell me they love me when they hang up.

[ron 3]

I wish that Jason cuts off his leg and Scott demonstrates how a farm animal could have sex with said leg.

[_SamanthaOh 1]

I would wish for a 24 hr HDTGM type movie marathon with commentary from Scott and Jason. (And Paul and June if their arms could be twisted)

 

Or

 

A Ku-ku dance party with all the the CBB regulars and other great Earwolf podcasters.

[angryrose 494]

LOL! Elegant. But what about Mantzoukas? Maybe he could kneel down behind her for a potential shove. Plus, why not fill your whole day and go see a movie or something?

 

I don't want to be a bother! Zouks can just stand around with his arms crossed wearing cool shades as Scott does the shouting.

[mwn 5470]

I wish for Scott and Jason to try their damnedest to speak in unison for a full hour. I want to hear a good story, and some strong opinions, told in unison.

[Newoikkin22 0]

My wish would be either for scott to give me a shoutout on the podcast for a month or be a special guest on HDTGM

[ChrisWade 1]

My wish is for Scott to come on as Executive Producer of my webseries, for which he only has to put his name on it and get me a meeting with IFC Digital. Jason guest stars in it as the villainous Real Estate Developer/molly kingpin. We all do a 3 part rendition of Night Ranger's "Sister Christian" at the wrap party. That is my wish.

[TomHoll 3]

I wish for Jason to pass Kulap to me after he dies.

[JessicaMcClain 2]

Wish for Jason Mantzoukas:

 

I would want to have night where we binge watch Gilmore Girls together, and discuss our favorite young adult novels.

[BrianRudzinski 64]

I wish for Scott to do something involving magic, and for Jason to lose an arm.

[popples 4]

I would like access to all the porn files on both of their computers, but Jason Mantzoukas's especially. This includes browser history.

 

I would also accept watching them awkwardly make out while Kulap, Rocky, and I sit on a couch eating popcorn.

[souprman 10477]

• Be a guest on the CBB podcast 3 times
  
• Get hired by Earwolf as Part Time Comedy Alchemist and Chief of Chuckles and Development (all I ask in return is $125K/year, relocation services, 401K, health insurance, 5 weeks paid vacation, 23% discount on my verizon bill and on-site child care)
  
• dinner party and a solid hang at Scott's house
  
• Jason join twitter for 1 month and have to reply to every tweet at him
  

 

wow the freako's really came out for this thread.

[souprman 10477]

I want Jason to berate my character for a full 5 minutes while Scott clarifies obvious points about what Jason is saying.

[rod aug 5637]

i want scott to hug me and tell me that everything is going to be ok while jason looks on with a proud smile

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

My wish is for Scott and Jason to tell my dad that I'm not a failure and that he should like me more.