EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend

[souprman 10477]

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[elizamuffins 4228]

I didn't even finish season 2 of TD and Colin Farrel is my longtime #1 Hollywood Crush . Taylor Kitsch as Tim Riggins may be the love of my tv life. Even still I stopped watching.

 

TF:TDs

 

(Texas forever:true detective sucked)

 

 

Ps-i also wonder about Dairy Pillows

[kobthatreal 5896]

 

True Dicktective(s2) was a masterpiece on the human males master piece aka da dongalong. It examines wangs like a chinese doctor, finding out what drives them, what makes them tick, and why some dont get hard and some got no sperm. It ends with Rachel McAdams in peru or some shit where she meets a reporter named Barto Chilchuli who will break their story, that is an intricate tapestry of underhanded dealings in the underbelly of the city,under the sea is a great song. Barto is about to publish this article, but his tummy really hurts so we will see how far he gets before the tummy pain is too much.

 

Edit: initial joke removed due to copycat infringement(ill see u in court souprma'am)

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Dairy pillows means ice cream, right?

 

True Dicktective(s2) was a masterpiece on the human males master piece aka da dongalong. It examines wangs like a chinese doctor, finding out what drives them, what makes them tick, and why some dont get hard and some got no sperm. It ends with Rachel McAdams in peru or some shit where she meets a reporter named Barto Chilchuli who will break their story, that is an intricate tapestry of underhanded dealings in the underbelly of the city,under the sea is a great song. Barto is about to publish this article, but his tummy really hurts so we will see how far he gets before the tummy pain is too much.

 

Please preface that post with [spoiler ALERT] or maybe [sPOILIES] if you wanna throw in a quick CBB ref.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

KO'B = very offensive. (The apostrophe is a clue.)

 

Beans are metaphorical.

 

Don't think Veebs supports your notions because she liked your post. She's just enjoying your confusion. (Naughty Valerie!)

Beans are metaphorical, but I was literally joking

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Whoa, I never said art, Valerie.

Season 1 spent 7 episodes trying to convince us it was something that it wasn't. Season 2 wore it's heart on its sleeve. It also shouldn't have been called True Detective. It's not American Horror Story. You'll never like it because you never won't compare it to the first season. Forget it, Valerie, It's the Forums.

[skizelo 2536]

Do we know what the boys are doing w/ their glut of America hats? are they handing them out to guests along w/ the scratch cards or straight in the bin?

[souprman 10477]

Dairy pillows means ice cream, right?

Great joke.

 

I wish I would have thought of a joke like that on 27 Aug 2015 @ 5:09 pm in post #229 on the John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend thread for Hollywood Handbook ep #98. That woulda been sweet. But I'm just not as funny as you Kevin.

 

Well back to swimming in one of the 1000 lakes we have here in MN.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

 

Can't believe this is the real poster.. way too spooky..

 

I've never seen Spectre007 on the forums.

[SteveH 11126]

Great joke.

 

I wish I would have though of a joke like that on 27 Aug 2015 @ 5:09 pm in post #229 on the John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend thread for Hollywood Handbook ep #98. That woulda been sweet. But I'm just not as funny as you Kevin.

 

Well back to swimming in one of the 1000 lakes we have here in MN.

 

1000? I thought it was 10,000! I caught you! Mr. Minnesota is gonna be so pissed at you for letting the secret out. You're dead meat, bro.

[robotam 4493]

I want to play metal gear solid but my lost season 2 dvd is in the playstation #hollywoodhelp

[robotam 4493]

also I just unpaused a podcast and then jumped, because I wasn't expecting the noise of people talking #hollyweirdlaughs

[Andrew 4646]

Sorry I missed the hangout but I was ASLEEP and pretty rude of you all to carry on without me. But don't worry, I had an inside source screenshot all the sexiest bits.

[honlads 8798]

Sorry I missed the hangout but I was ASLEEP and pretty rude of you all to carry on without me. But don't worry, I had an inside source screenshot all the sexiest bits.

 

I'm sorry about him he's very horny

[kobthatreal 5896]

Yea why you so fuckin horny all the time Andrew

[rod aug 5637]

Andrew is probably the horniest guy I know. Don't believe me? Just give him a feel.

[Andrew 4646]

Oi!

[Andrew 4646]

I would never be horny, the only horny guy I know about is the Red One, the Beast, Mr Loiue CK. Fer, and if you sin he'll drag you down to hell and jerk off on you.

[honlads 8798]

If I'm counting down the top 10 biggest horn-dawgs of all time about 8 of them are gonna be my good friend Andrew, every time

[rod aug 5637]

Ok Andrew keep it in your pants for 30 minutes jeopardy is on

[greggy 15909]

andrew wants to have sex with people

[kobthatreal 5896]

Great joke.

 

I wish I would have though of a joke like that on 27 Aug 2015 @ 5:09 pm in post #229 on the John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend thread for Hollywood Handbook ep #98. That woulda been sweet. But I'm just not as funny as you Kevin.

 

Well back to swimming in one of the 1000 lakes we have here in MN.

 

go fuck sum butter u land o lakes sack o shit . im laughing cause u think this is over but its so far from over youre gonna need a whole new face by the time im done fuckin it. u come at me again its the last time u come cause ya dick gettin the ben casper treatment ya dick gon be ur friendly ghost and u gon wiiiish cristina ricci would come play with it but shes too busy with me we practicin our dives off the hellapad(helipad for u lames) into the crystal blues off the ivory coast we fuckin with pirates and shit sippin brandy tea time and tee time with the last king of scotland type shit we gettin buck. anyway we can squash this if u want or we can go the other route.

[souprman 10477]

go fuck sum butter u land o lakes sack o shit . im laughing cause u think this is over but its so far from over youre gonna need a whole new face by the time im done fuckin it. u come at me again its the last time u come cause ya dick gettin the ben casper treatment ya dick gon be ur friendly ghost and u gon wiiiish cristina ricci would come play with it but shes too busy with me we practicin our dives off the hellapad(helipad for u lames) into the crystal blues off the ivory coast we fuckin with pirates and shit sippin brandy tea time and tee time with the last king of scotland type shit we gettin buck. anyway we can squash this if u want or we can go the other route.

Well as long as you're sorry I forgive you.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

My last post was a really bad post about a bad TV show and I decided to make it up to you with a "funny object penis" picture. Enjoy everyone. Stay horny, friends.

[thehotdogwhisperer 144]

Don't worry guys I'm still here